Happy fucking THREE YEAR diaryversary, Captain Asshole! 2005-08-07 - 12:25 a.m.
Look at that. Today is August 7, meaning it's my three year diaryversary!
*cue flashback sequence*
In the beginning, I was a clueless college graduate working at a little grocery store who chickened out of grad school that fall, only to get a job at Sizz-ears about a month later. Fun, huh?
(Here's what happened when I was finally getting ready to go to Gradschoolville.)
Day before first diaryversary, and day after. I guess I had other things on my mind than celebrating my diaryversary that year. And that's a good thing.
Last year. I had a boring jobless summer and was ready to go back to school.
And look at me now. It's been a boring jobless summer, like last year, and now I'm a clueless person with a master's degree who is qualified for nothing but working the mally-mall! And yet now I'm apparently too overeducated for the mally-mall!
Woo fricking hoo.
(P.S. Despite my less than cheerful attitude at the moment, monetary diaryversary gifts will be greatfully accepted! :-D)