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mangofarmer member since 8/7/2002 113 entries
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Description: Let's all go to Tahiti and farm mangoes. Or hang out at Denny's and eat key lime pie. Sara(h)s may be ubiquitous but don't forget that quiet one in the corner.
Strengths: Complaining, being a bored/boring quiet little goofball ex-band geek, playing the flute, utilizing public transportation.
Weaknesses: Shyness, self-doubt, depressive tendencies, procrastination, being 22 and clueless, terrible allergies to cleaning and being useful, equally terrible addictions to wintergreen Altoids, vanilla Coke, and the classic Skynyrd song "Sweet Home Alabama". Has also been known to eat Spam.
Special Skills: Cooking, spelling, playing the flute like it's my job, bending my toes weirdly.
Weapons: Big brown eyes, wooden spoon, best cornbread ever, extensive collection of postcards, flute and piccolo.
Motto: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Translation: People are stupid.