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2010-08-07 - Diaryversary. What what now? 2010-07-24 - OMG! Diaryland! Aren't you cute? 2009-11-30 - Mind the gap. 2009-10-06 - Oh hai, part deux. 2009-09-02 - Oh hai. 2009-01-20 - Oh hai! 2008-11-05 - :-D 2008-10-02 - Mangofarmer is most certainly NOT getting married next summer. 2008-08-24 - Berfday. 2008-08-21 - The Mangofarmer Takes Manhattan! 2008-08-13 - Shame on me and stuff. 2008-07-01 - Rabbit rabbit. 2008-06-06 - Leave a note or something if you're reading this. No, seriously. Do it. 2008-03-03 - yes. 2008-02-18 - You thought this would be a substantial update about something, didn't you? 2008-01-05 - Rabbit rabbit? 2007-12-25 - Merry Christmas Diaryland! 2007-12-21 - Need new job now. I say that a lot. 2007-12-03 - Happy Monday, or something. 2007-11-19 - Nada. 2007-10-12 - I am actually still alive. 2007-09-24 - Blech. 2007-09-19 - It's Talk Like a Pirate Day. Here's my contribution. 2007-09-09 - Hi, Poland is great, not that you should care! 2007-08-30 - All this typing makes me taaaard. 2007-08-27 - I got a jobby job job mcjobberson! 2007-08-25 - Damn kids! 2007-08-24 - Berfday! 2007-08-20 - Just some whining. 2007-08-07 - Happy Diaryversary. Yay? 2007-07-24 - Where's some floo powder when you need it? 2007-07-20 - Momentary squeeing break. Please go about your business. 2007-06-30 - I heart books. 2007-06-14 - EXTREME POINTLESSNESS AHEAD. LOOK AWAY. 2007-06-11 - Stinking Mondays. Gah. 2007-06-01 - Rabbit rabbit. 2007-05-27 - *needs hug* 2007-05-15 - Ugghhhhhhhhhgghghhhhhhh. 2007-04-30 - Greetings from Hickville. 2007-04-20 - Greetings from Jesusland! 2007-04-17 - Leaving on a jet plane... 2007-04-14 - Those were the days. Maybe. 2007-04-10 - Here birdie birdie birdie! 2007-04-03 - TV = dumb. 2007-03-31 - - 2007-03-31 - Stupid incredibly lovely weather. 2007-03-30 - Silly. 2007-03-23 - Yep. I'm a cat lady. 2007-03-14 - I miss Jesusland. The weather, that is. Not the Republicans. 2007-03-08 - My arteries hurt. 2007-03-08 - My arteries hurt. 2007-03-04 - Yep. Still very much delightfully unemployed. 2007-02-22 - I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake! 2007-02-19 - Genealogist..... now that would be a good job.... 2007-02-11 - Mmmmm, devilled eggs. 2007-02-05 - Brrrr. 2007-01-29 - Well holy crap. No more coffee for me! 2007-01-27 - I hate winter. 2007-01-24 - 2007 booklist! 2007-01-08 - Oy. 2007-01-01 - Rabbit rabbit. 2006-12-31 - *kicks 2006's ass* 2006-12-25 - Joyeux Noel! 2006-12-20 - Two weeks since you've heard from me. Poor, poor diaryland. 2006-12-05 - I'm sort of evil. 2006-12-03 - ASDjkghdsaffdslkghjlkaGFAFASFAth. 2006-11-27 - Mmm, blissful day off yesterday. I need about, oh, 30 more. 2006-11-13 - Funny cat. 2006-11-05 - Remember remember the fifth of November... 2006-11-02 - Rabbit rabbit. 2006-10-27 - I love the mall *this* much! 2006-10-25 - Urggghh. 2006-10-19 - Grrr, I need a new printer. Maybe if I get this new job I'll be able to afford one, heh. 2006-10-17 - North Dakota doesn't have a motto? What? And haven't buffalo already been done before? 2006-10-11 - Blah. 2006-10-04 - Books are our friends. 2006-10-02 - My stomach hates me and my arteries are imploding. 2006-09-26 - Memey McMemerson 2006-09-23 - Inanity. 2006-09-20 - Going nowhere fast. 2006-09-12 - Me need soup. 2006-09-07 - Permitiversary update. 2006-09-02 - Rabbit rabbit. 2006-08-28 - Yikes-o-rama. 2006-08-24 - Wow, look at the time. I'm old! 2006-08-23 - Yep, I'm old and I'm a LOSER. Not to mention an idiot. 2006-08-20 - Birthday money might be nice. 2006-08-17 - It must be the poofy skirt. 2006-08-14 - Mondays suck. 2006-08-08 - The apocalypse is nigh. Maybe. 2006-08-07 - FOUR years on diaryland. Geez. 2006-08-05 - Ugh. 2006-08-03 - That's it. I'm done. 2006-08-01 - Rabbit rabbit. 2006-07-31 - Balls. Hot sweaty gorilla balls. 2006-07-24 - Das floot. 2006-07-21 - *itch* 2006-07-17 - I've definitely been reading too many geeky books and watching too much Star Wars lately. 2006-07-15 - Tomorrow I'm wearing a garlic necklace to work. 2006-07-11 - Argh, version 2.0. 2006-07-10 - Argh. 2006-07-08 - Where is everybody? 2006-07-05 - Looky looky I've got booky. 2006-07-04 - Boom? 2006-07-01 - Rabbit rabbit. 2006-06-28 - Eww, popcorn. 2006-06-26 - w00ty mcw00tsyourface 2006-06-24 - Ewww. Bumblefuck. 2006-06-23 - Bumblewhat? 2006-06-21 - Mmmm, blazing fast high-speed internet just for me. 2006-06-01 - Follow the white rabbit rabbit. 2006-05-25 - Eeeek. 2006-05-02 - Je deteste la stupidite. 2006-04-12 - Worms and bugs and books and bookworms, and other things. 2006-04-11 - Flying south for the... spring? 2006-04-02 - It's not April, it's February! Oh wait. April Fool. 2006-03-28 - God I'm boring. 2006-03-23 - Yep. I should move to Nashville to write country songs. :-P 2006-03-12 - Stupid March. 2006-03-10 - D'oh. 2006-03-02 - Me hungee. Me want s'ghetti. 2006-02-27 - Like a mango, pureed for the very first time! Like a maaaaango, I feel your innards, in my pie! (Ew.) 2006-02-22 - What to do? 2006-02-18 - My days of coffee bitchery are coming to a close. 2006-02-06 - Oh. Hi. 2006-01-30 - Mangofarmer likes other journal sites better, methinks. *cough* 2006-01-27 - Booooooooooooks '06. 2006-01-17 - Hi Everybody! 2006-01-09 - No soup for you! It's all mine, mine I tells you! 2006-01-01 - Rabbit Rabbit McRabbitface. 2005-12-29 - Ugh. 2005-12-25 - $12.74 in tips makes working on Xmas Eve okay. 2005-12-18 - Attack of the killer coffee bitches! 2005-12-12 - Did you want whipped cream on that? Any gift cards today? ACK. 2005-12-02 - Far from retail prison, that's where I want to stay alright. 2005-12-01 - Rabbit rabbit. 2005-11-28 - Yippee? 2005-11-25 - No, idiot, order right here by the register WHERE YOU CAN SEE THE TIP JAR. Grrrr. 2005-11-24 - My homemade stuffing kicks your stuffing's ass. 2005-11-22 - Bleh. 2005-11-21 - Ugh. 2005-11-19 - Four Weasleys and a Fleur. 2005-11-17 - Warning: possible *squeeing* ahead. 2005-11-13 - Need drugs. Happy drugs. 2005-11-12 - Update? Psshsghsgghf. 2005-11-11 - D'oh. 2005-11-08 - Go vote or something. 2005-11-03 - Does my ass make this chair look fat? 2005-11-01 - Boo. 2005-10-31 - Boo! 2005-10-28 - Mmmmm, smoothie. 2005-10-27 - Ugh, werk, But yay money. 2005-10-23 - Mango McSurveydorkface 2005-10-21 - Ganesha bless evil Sizz-ears cards. 2005-10-20 - Jesus loves one hit wonders. 2005-10-18 - Doop. 2005-10-18 - A day in the life of a coffee bitch... 2005-10-16 - Mmmm, 15th century Flemish composers. 2005-10-15 - Bleh. 2005-10-14 - Bring on the google hits... 2005-10-12 - Just call me inside out girl... 2005-10-11 - Where's some whiskey when you need it? 2005-10-08 - What? Monday is a holiday? Huh? 2005-10-07 - A monetary rant, and some baseball talk. 2005-10-05 - What, you thought this would be an actual entry? 2005-10-03 - Books are good. A discount on books would have been better though. :( 2005-10-02 - I dream, of chair with the ice and the milk! Borne like a beverage in the plastic cup. 2005-09-29 - Lo mein and iced chai lattes on the brain. 2005-09-26 - Mmmm, chai. 2005-09-25 - I love the Bill. 2005-09-24 - Sawyer Sawyer Locke! 2005-09-21 - There aren't any blenders to break at the bookstore... 2005-09-21 - *yawn* 2005-09-21 - *yawn* 2005-09-20 - I'm a working schmuck again. 2005-09-18 - Pointless ruminations about my mother. 2005-09-16 - Definitely putting the old master's degree to good use with this jobby-job. 2005-09-15 - SO close. 2005-09-13 - Extreme uselessness. 2005-09-11 - Where were you then? Where are you now? 2005-09-09 - Eww, coffee. 2005-09-07 - Geekism, weather, and ice cream. 2005-09-04 - Need jobby job. 2005-09-01 - Stupid time. 2005-08-31 - Loan People suck monkey balls. 2005-08-30 - Ehehehehe pretty. 2005-08-29 - UghUghUgh. 2005-08-29 - Tripping the geek fantastic. 2005-08-27 - bleh 2005-08-24 - Wherein our heroine reaches the quarter century mark... 2005-08-23 - I'm a complete and utter failure. 2005-08-20 - Ooooh, shiny! 2005-08-18 - :-0 2005-08-16 - Pitiful excuse for an entry, this one. 2005-08-14 - Send money and/or prune juice now. 2005-08-09 - I'm either delusional or thinking of a movie with Ethan Hawke... 2005-08-07 - Happy fucking THREE YEAR diaryversary, Captain Asshole! 2005-08-03 - Ugggggggggh. 2005-08-01 - Squeak. 2005-07-31 - Send books booze now. 2005-07-30 - What, you thought this was a real entry? 2005-07-29 - Need jobbity job. And also books. 2005-07-26 - I'm also covered in mosquito bites, but that's neither here nor there. 2005-07-23 - Still need job. 2005-07-19 - eeek 2005-07-16 - Why????? 2005-07-15 - Squeeeeeeeeeee. 2005-07-14 - Happy Bastille Day! 2005-07-11 - I'm not making this up. 2005-07-09 - Bookalicious! 2005-07-06 - Ce-le-brate good times, come on! 2005-07-04 - Books, AGAIN 2005-07-01 - Wheeeeeee. 2005-07-01 - What? July? What? 2005-06-29 - Stupid Arby's. I blame the stupid oven mitt. 2005-06-27 - Me want sushi. 2005-06-25 - Cathar.... Catharine is a nice name. 2005-06-24 - Play ball. 2005-06-21 - My so-boring life, part ten thousand 2005-06-20 - Me need job. Need job now. 2005-06-18 - This is pointless. 2005-06-16 - Ouch. 2005-06-14 - Blah blah. 2005-06-09 - I love the Clive Owen. 2005-06-09 - I'm melting, I'm melting. 2005-06-06 - Lalala. 2005-06-02 - It must be Thursday... 2005-05-31 - This is the booklist (again), because diaryland hates me. 2005-05-30 - Sausage. 2005-05-27 - Bleh. 2005-05-18 - Why don't we get drunk and screw? 2005-05-14 - Wow... 2005-05-11 - Hump day. 2005-05-10 - Does it quack? 2005-05-08 - Give me my effing diploma already. 2005-05-06 - Now I'm depressed. Yes I will miss this silly place. 2005-05-05 - More genealogical geekiness. 2005-05-03 - Geeky genealogical goodness! 2005-05-02 - Need booze. 2005-04-29 - bleh 2005-04-28 - sooooooooooosheeeeeeeee 2005-04-26 - Short and sweet. 2005-04-24 - Send money NOW. 2005-04-20 - No, surprisingly, I'm not high. 2005-04-18 - Jaded, burned out, etc. Get me outta here. *whine* 2005-04-15 - Band trip? 2005-04-12 - Ungggh. 2005-04-08 - Entry #1235 2005-04-08 - Minimalist entry. 2005-04-05 - Oh good, I'm a fish. 2005-04-04 - Weekend recap. 2005-04-01 - Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit, etc. 2005-03-31 - Blah. 2005-03-30 - 2005 Booklist 2005-03-30 - Maybe someone forgot to pick up their dinner? ;) 2005-03-29 - Grrrr. 2005-03-27 - Happy Holy Zombie Day! 2005-03-26 - *giggle* 2005-03-24 - Hop, John! Hop! 2005-03-22 - Ewwwwwww. 2005-03-20 - LET MY MANGO GO! 2005-03-17 - Is it spring break yet? 2005-03-16 - Three days... 2005-03-14 - Wooooooooooozy. 2005-03-11 - $43 for a hood or something? 2005-03-10 - Dear relatives: Send money now! 2005-03-09 - Pretty. 2005-03-07 - I'm evil. But Happy Monday! 2005-03-04 - That is so not a 6-4-3 chord. 2005-03-01 - Argh. 2005-03-01 - NOT writing a paper. 2005-02-27 - Time wastage. 2005-02-26 - I'm eeeeeeevil. 2005-02-24 - For the love of Jerry F@lwell go to class or something! 2005-02-23 - Mmmmm, reconstituted beef parts. 2005-02-22 - Rationalization. 2005-02-22 - What day is it? GAME DAY!!!! 2005-02-20 - Shut the fuck up already. 2005-02-19 - Updating for the benefit of emu-head.. 2005-02-17 - I'm going to hell. 2005-02-16 - Donkey sex in cheese (here come the google searches). 2005-02-15 - boringness again 2005-02-14 - Fuck off. Blah. 2005-02-13 - *brain explodes* 2005-02-12 - My brain still hurts. 2005-02-09 - taktak, or not. 2005-02-08 - owww 2005-02-05 - Compscompscompscomps! Eeeeeek. 2005-02-03 - *yawn* 2005-02-02 - Cooking 101 with Mangofarmer. 2005-02-01 - Rabbit rabbit. 2005-01-31 - Moon pies suck. 2005-01-30 - Snore. 2005-01-29 - i'm a sad, sad little person. 2005-01-28 - thank jeebus it's Friday! 2005-01-25 - Bye bye Flute Student. 2005-01-23 - Boringnessosity. 2005-01-22 - French fried goodness. 2005-01-20 - Movies, books, Clive Owen, and such. 2005-01-19 - Hmmm. 2005-01-18 - Brrrr, it's cold in here. There must be some mangoes in the atmosphere. 2005-01-15 - ---------------. 2005-01-12 - Pretty close, eh? 2005-01-10 - sexxx-ay. 2005-01-07 - Sketchtacular! 2005-01-04 - Look, a real update! 2005-01-03 - Ouch. 2005-01-01 - picture 2004-12-31 - Happy Fucking New Year, Captain Asshole! 2004-12-27 - !@#!@###!@#!@!!! 2004-12-22 - Bah humbug. 2004-12-21 - Mangogrinch. 2004-12-21 - *sigh* 2004-12-20 - Walk this way. 2004-12-19 - Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 2004-12-18 - Mmmmmmm, pizza. 2004-12-18 - Yay for bleach and a scrub brush! 2004-12-17 - Memage. 2004-12-16 - 30 violins + 3 cellos = baaaaaad. 2004-12-14 - Craptown. 2004-12-13 - *snore* 2004-12-09 - Mangoognam. 2004-12-08 - Hump day. 2004-12-07 - Food and freshmen, freshmen and food. 2004-12-06 - I'm going HOME, dammit. 2004-12-04 - Lonely. 2004-12-03 - TGI(F)(F)F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2004-12-02 - Twice. But never again. 2004-11-30 - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 2004-11-29 - Pesto pesto pesto. 2004-11-28 - Post T-Day Update. 2004-11-24 - Mmmmmm, food. 2004-11-21 - Mangofarmer, future ethnomusicologist extraordinaire? 2004-11-20 - Mmmm, football-watching food. 2004-11-19 - Short and boring. 2004-11-18 - Mmmm, barbecue. 2004-11-17 - Two whole entries today. Wow. 2004-11-17 - I got a feva. 2004-11-15 - Sleepyhungry. 2004-11-15 - Sleepyhungry. 2004-11-13 - lksfdsklfsdfffffth 2004-11-11 - Peas, etc. 2004-11-10 - Piss on a potato! 2004-11-08 - This entry has been brought to you by the letter 'p'. 2004-11-07 - Pointless entry #23487239487. 2004-11-05 - Egads. Stupid Jesusland. 2004-11-04 - The one where Mangofarmer talks about the loony bin... 2004-11-04 - I need a drink or six. 2004-11-03 - See you all in hell. 2004-11-02 - Two short public service announcements 2004-11-01 - - 2004-10-28 - Esruc. 2004-10-27 - fljskjflksskljlkffftthththththth :-O 2004-10-26 - Fweh. Ouch. 2004-10-26 - - 2004-10-24 - Bi-polar, much? 2004-10-22 - Blah. 2004-10-21 - The end is NOT near. 2004-10-20 - I heart Altoids! 2004-10-19 - All hope is not lost. 2004-10-18 - Somebody's got a case of the Mondays! 2004-10-17 - Crappy McCrapface 2004-10-16 - Whiny McWhinerson, part two 2004-10-14 - Whiny McWhinerson 2004-10-12 - Sacre bleu, it pleut! 2004-10-11 - :( 2004-10-09 - What, you thought this would be an actual entry? HAHAHAHAHA. 2004-10-08 - Here kitty kitty kitty! 2004-10-07 - It stinks in here... 2004-10-06 - Mmmmm mango lassi. 2004-10-05 - An Ode to New Zealand and such. 2004-10-04 - It's still Monday. 2004-10-03 - *yawn* 2004-09-30 - *cough cough COUGH COUGH cough sneeze* 2004-09-28 - ARGH. 2004-09-26 - *COUGH* 2004-09-24 - Half-assed attempt at an entry. 2004-09-22 - Blargh. 2004-09-21 - sadhdhasdkshjdkajshdkajsdfff 2004-09-20 - Mangofarmer is talking about shoes again.... *hides* 2004-09-20 - Problematic. 2004-09-19 - It hurts so good. 2004-09-17 - I smell stinky stinky... reptiles. 2004-09-15 - Fanfare for a mango. 2004-09-14 - Mangofarmer = boring. 2004-09-12 - I need quarters. 2004-09-10 - People are stupid. 2004-09-08 - Someone do the whining for me? Please? 2004-09-07 - GRRRRRRRRRRR. 2004-09-07 - This entry has no continuity whatsoever. And I'm okay with that. 2004-09-03 - I need a jobby job job. 2004-09-02 - Blarg. 2004-09-01 - Hey you, go take the mangosaurus survey. RIGHT NOW. Go. 2004-08-31 - Is it Happy Hour yet? 2004-08-30 - The alligators are coming... 2004-08-29 - ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzZZZzzzzzZzZZZzzzzz. 2004-08-28 - The one with Cousin Bobo. 2004-08-26 - I never could get the hang of Thursdays... 2004-08-25 - Second thoughts on comp lessons.... 2004-08-25 - Just another day. 2004-08-24 - Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeeee. 2004-08-23 - I'm still kind of mango smoothie hungover.... 2004-08-23 - Mmmmm, mangofest! 2004-08-22 - Take note: Mangofarmer is chewing GUM right now (this will never happen again, maybe). 2004-08-21 - Rain, rain, go away and bring me some sag paneer. 2004-08-19 - Second day of "classes" 2004-08-18 - Mangofarmer the professor of... ethnomusicology? HAHAHAHAHA. 2004-08-17 - Ugh. 2004-08-16 - Hehe. 2004-08-15 - Blah. 2004-08-14 - Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, part two. 2004-08-13 - Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 2004-08-12 - A very boring entry. 2004-08-11 - Lalalalalalala. 2004-08-10 - The most pleasant flight ever, scrungy apartments, and other things. 2004-08-09 - vodka + OJ = good 2004-08-08 - Bee sex, etc. 2004-08-07 - Happy TWO year diaryversary to me! 2004-08-06 - I like candy. 2004-08-05 - American history, a la Mangofarmer. 2004-08-04 - More birthday talk. 2004-08-03 - R.I.P. one giant rectangle. 2004-08-02 - Hehe. My birthday is coming up, you know. 2004-08-02 - Dead books, toenails, and the Joaquin. 2004-08-01 - Get this goddamn song out of my head! 2004-07-31 - Yay! Tomorrow is August! 2004-07-30 - Ohio is silly. 2004-07-29 - Mmmm. Books. 2004-07-28 - "Feed the birds, tuppence a bag. Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag!" 2004-07-28 - Almost a rant, but not quite. 2004-07-27 - Blah. 2004-07-26 - Rain, rain, go away, etc. 2004-07-25 - hreb (sp?) 2004-07-24 - Second entry for today. It's been a while since I was so inclined. 2004-07-24 - Book hugging, and such. 2004-07-23 - Ranty McRanterson 2004-07-22 - In the process of looking for Euridice, oops, I seem to have lost my nuts. 2004-07-21 - This soda tastes like medicine. 2004-07-20 - Rabbit rabbit. 2004-07-19 - More sex talk, muahahaha. 2004-07-19 - Just the usual insanity. 2004-07-18 - Yay Dvorak. 2004-07-17 - Chloe the Wonder Cat takes Brooklyn! 2004-07-16 - Dead layout. Oh well. 2004-07-15 - Mmmm, King Arthur. 2004-07-14 - Hell (Detroit). 2004-07-14 - Mmmmm, everything but the hardened arteries. 2004-07-13 - A whole lotta nothin happenin, again. 2004-07-12 - I'm back. 2004-07-08 - "Now that's a diabetic cat, right there!" 2004-07-07 - I like it when chocolate tastes like alcohol. 2004-07-06 - Mildly happy mangofarmer, for once! 2004-07-06 - I don't want to be here right now. I don't think so, anyway. 2004-07-04 - The gremlins are lurking in the shadows... err, Happy Fourth! 2004-07-04 - Drat these dad-blasted gremlins! 2004-07-03 - Ranty McRanterson 2004-07-02 - 2004 books 2004-07-02 - This pretty much says it all. 2004-07-01 - Bleh. 2004-07-01 - Tired of things, and places too. 2004-06-30 - Wednesday link-o-rama 2004-06-29 - Go away, eeeeeevil mangofarmer. 2004-06-28 - Doot do do doot do doot doot doot! 2004-06-27 - Bah. 2004-06-27 - Grumpy, grumpy mangofarmer. 2004-06-26 - movies and such 2004-06-25 - Democrat, much? 2004-06-24 - Pointless update #32423879873. 2004-06-24 - Whining is good. 2004-06-23 - survey time! 2004-06-23 - My poor white trash brain hurts. 2004-06-22 - For the love of three oranges, happy anniversary Meryl! 2004-06-21 - I'm hungry. 2004-06-19 - Must relinquish desire for Cherry Coke... 2004-06-18 - Not "Meryl". 2004-06-18 - memememememe 2004-06-17 - Jesus, cake, and TBS's Thursday night movie selection. 2004-06-17 - Wild Cheeto Alert! 2004-06-16 - I need a jobby-job. Or another granola bar. 2004-06-15 - Good times, and such. 2004-06-14 - My diary is Baroque. It's Haydn. Haha. 2004-06-14 - Chloe the Wonder Cat says hello. 2004-06-12 - I can see the bottom of my closet! 2004-06-10 - 1000 2004-06-08 - In which Mangofarmer dispenses good karma in the form of brownies. Or wants to, anyway. 2004-06-06 - Forget Mexico. I'm starting to think people are lost somewhere in the Amazon (very likely out of phone company that rhymes with Horizon's calling area). 2004-06-04 - Back here, again. 2004-06-03 - Blah blah blah. 2004-06-01 - A day in the life of a retail schmuck and The Mangoist Manifesto 2004-05-30 - I made enough money to buy Hickville... but why the hell would I want to do that? 2004-05-28 - *gloomy look* 2004-05-27 - "I'm going to put my foot on your face, Johnny Depp." 2004-05-26 - Happy Birthday to the sister, and other thoughts. 2004-05-24 - The one where Mangofarmer talks about... gas. 2004-05-24 - Dr. Mangofarmer, at your service. Lay down on the couch, and tell me about your mother. 2004-05-22 - I'm Audrey Hepburn! 2004-05-21 - This is Mangofarmer's rocker. This is Mangofarmer off her rocker. Any questions? 2004-05-21 - Nothing to say, really. 2004-05-20 - Mmmmm, books. 2004-05-20 - Facing the facts. 2004-05-19 - Bonjour, Monsieur Sandman. 2004-05-18 - Super Happy Random Scanning Fun Time!!! 2004-05-17 - Southbound. 2004-05-17 - I miss... someone.... nice. 2004-05-16 - blah. 2004-05-15 - b-o-r-e-d 2004-05-15 - It's just like mangoes and kiwis. 2004-05-13 - "Stop touching that man-boob!" 2004-05-12 - :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( 2004-05-11 - I'm going to frame my lovely grade report. :) 2004-05-10 - The geek has left the building. 2004-05-10 - Shhhh! This is the li-berry. 2004-05-09 - It's not the heat, it's the humidity that will kill your hair. 2004-05-08 - A Saturday well-spent? 2004-05-07 - No, I do not feel like discussing the mehness of the Friends finale, thank you. 2004-05-06 - It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. 2004-05-05 - It smells. 2004-05-04 - Sneh. 2004-05-03 - Things that make you go hmmmm. 2004-05-02 - Rain, rain, don't go away. Stay and allow me to be lazy all day. 2004-05-01 - What Mangofarmer has learned in graduate school... 2004-05-01 - In which Mangofarmer becomes very angry over lonely cornbread... 2004-04-30 - Is it raining yet? 2004-04-28 - Sneh. 2004-04-27 - Grrrr. Rage. 2004-04-26 - Yo quiero Taco Bell. 2004-04-25 - Who has seen Mangofarmer drunk? Neither I nor you, but when she has to pee in a bar at 3 AM... ? 2004-04-24 - *happy puke, part deux* 2004-04-23 - *happy puke* 2004-04-23 - Poor crap piccolo. Or not. 2004-04-21 - My brain is mush. 2004-04-20 - :) 2004-04-19 - Eeeeeeeeeeeeep. 2004-04-18 - randomness and such 2004-04-16 - *sigh* *giggle* *VOMIT* 2004-04-16 - I so rule. 2004-04-14 - I have absolute power! 2004-04-13 - Do I have to go to opera rehearsal tonight? 2004-04-11 - Weirdness and such. 2004-04-10 - Mousse makes my hair more poofy than gel does. Okay. 2004-04-08 - I'm so bored. 2004-04-08 - I hate being a girl sometimes. 2004-04-07 - Hmmmm. Blah. 2004-04-06 - If you're happy and you know it, give a mango to a Nice Drummer. 2004-04-05 - Too flippity fizzucking early. 2004-04-04 - Wheeeeeeeee. 2004-04-04 - The ridiculousness continues. 2004-04-02 - Back from Lalaland. 2004-03-29 - Yep, she's lost it. 2004-03-28 - Back to normalcy... maybe? 2004-03-27 - BUTTERKNIFE 1, MANGOFARMER 0. 2004-03-26 - *contented sigh* 2004-03-25 - :) 2004-03-24 - Life has achieved a new form of clarity. Explosions and mangoes go together quite nicely. 2004-03-23 - Oh Great and Holy Ben & Jerry help us! 2004-03-22 - Bleh. Still Monday, but a slight improvement. 2004-03-22 - Okay, it's Monday... in the ass. 2004-03-21 - :( 2004-03-20 - If I pat my head repeatedly, will that magically transport me to Tahiti? 2004-03-19 - :-) x infinity 2004-03-17 - I'm going to make myself puke. 2004-03-16 - Is this really Tuesday? It feels too nice to be Tuesday. 2004-03-15 - Q and A with a disgruntled traveler. 2004-03-13 - No!!!! Not the horse!!!!!!!!!!!! 2004-03-12 - Yay! Free laundry. :) 2004-03-12 - Gollum, gollum! 2004-03-11 - Slightly less sick. Maybe. 2004-03-11 - Blech. 2004-03-10 - I feel old now and stuff. 2004-03-10 - La la la lalalalala. 2004-03-10 - I am sick. Boo hoo. 2004-03-09 - Waaaaah waaaaaah waaaaah! 2004-03-09 - Survey thingie. 2004-03-09 - I need help. Or drugs. Maybe both. 2004-03-08 - Surveynessosity. 2004-03-08 - :-P 2004-03-07 - B-O-R-E-D. 2004-03-06 - Blah blah. 2004-03-06 - Blech. 2004-03-04 - Mmmmm, made with fresh Girl Scouts. 2004-03-03 - Just say NO to crack. 2004-03-03 - Is it Spring Break yet? 2004-03-02 - La dee da! 2004-03-01 - Goodbye brain, it was nice knowing you. 2004-03-01 - pukepukepuke 2004-02-29 - Ehehehehehehehehe. 2004-02-28 - _______________ 2004-02-28 - :) 2004-02-27 - *begin giggling again.... NOW!* 2004-02-27 - Get your disgustingly talented little freshman hands off my piece, dammit! 2004-02-26 - Pointless entry #8236428378. 2004-02-25 - I hate Macs. 2004-02-24 - *giggle* 2004-02-23 - blahblahblahblah 2004-02-20 - Pointless entry # 87263846283. 2004-02-19 - Hgkjfdhgdfkjgkhaskajskdhkasjd. 2004-02-19 - I'm not in a middle school kind of place today. Yeah. 2004-02-18 - So sleepy. 2004-02-17 - Gih gihh gah bleh snalarghblarg. 2004-02-16 - Some notes 2004-02-15 - Post-VD aftermath 2004-02-14 - I think somebody just printed out a copy of War and Peace. 2004-02-13 - TGI(F)(F)F. 2004-02-12 - Happiness, continued. 2004-02-12 - Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy joy! 2004-02-11 - Monday part three has been averted! 2004-02-10 - Kill me now, for the love of Jeebus, please kill me now. 2004-02-09 - Yuck. 2004-02-08 - Yup. We are smack dab in the middle of the month of Ass. 2004-02-07 - Fi-ga-ro! Figaro Figaro Figaro! Fi-ga-ro! 2004-02-06 - You think I bought three cans of tuna for my health? Jeebus! 2004-02-06 - Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! 2004-02-04 - Share the love (and the crack too, please). 2004-02-03 - Monday, part two. 2004-02-02 - Oy vey. 2004-02-01 - Today is Sunday, Ass 1, 2004. 2004-01-31 - Saturday weirdness. 2004-01-30 - Pay me $50 and maybe I'll give you a very undeserved 'C' on this quiz, you idiot. 2004-01-29 - Mmmm, dorkalicious. 2004-01-28 - A + B = C. 2004-01-28 - Blah diddley blah. 2004-01-27 - Tuesday sucktasm. 2004-01-26 - Gkjklsdfjljflksjdflkpppptthh. 2004-01-25 - Eeeeeebert and Roeper have spoken. 2004-01-24 - Saturday evening link-o-rama. 2004-01-23 - TGI(F)(F)F. 2004-01-22 - Wait, you're a performance major! I forgot. Hahahahahahaha! 2004-01-21 - The Ballad of Sarah the Mangofarmer... 2004-01-20 - I have money now. Yay. 2004-01-18 - Sunday scribblings. 2004-01-17 - In an alternate universe... 2004-01-16 - Woo to the hoo!!!! 2004-01-15 - Is it Friday yet? 2004-01-14 - Bleh. 2004-01-13 - Boringness. 2004-01-12 - A nice quiz, or something. 2004-01-12 - I'm hungry. 2004-01-11 - Token confused back-to-school entry. 2004-01-10 - w00ty w00tinski. 2004-01-09 - TWO more weird dreams. 2004-01-08 - Yet ANOTHER weird dream. 2004-01-08 - You learn something new every day. 2004-01-07 - A very strange dream.... seriously. 2004-01-06 - Despite all my rage I am still a mango in a tropical fruit salad. 2004-01-05 - Pardon me, while I EXPLODE. 2004-01-05 - Soundtrack a la Mangofarmer. 2004-01-04 - Random memory of the day. 2004-01-03 - The cat came back to eat macaroons. Or something. 2004-01-02 - Geekiness, and a bunny rabbit for good measure. 2004-01-01 - Weirdnessosity. 2004-01-01 - Just some more pointless drivel. 2004-01-01 - All this from the girl with a strange affinity for the work of Dwight D. Eisenhower... 2003-12-31 - Booklist and a LOTR survey. 2003-12-30 - More 1987 diary-izing. 2003-12-29 - Diary excerpts.. .from 1986?? 2003-12-28 - Pointless ramblings, part the 828th. 2003-12-28 - Weekend Update 2003-12-26 - The inevitable always happens. Yeah, uh, ya think? 2003-12-25 - But why's the Grinch not on TV?!? 2003-12-25 - Extreme uberrandomnessosity 2003-12-23 - Born to be mango. 2003-12-23 - Upon (finally) seeing "Return of the King"..... 2003-12-22 - Really good survey thingie! 2003-12-22 - For sale: one kidney. $700 or best offer. 2003-12-21 - Have yourself a merry little Festivus... 2003-12-20 - Just here waiting for the Return of the Pants! 2003-12-19 - Hmmmmm. 2003-12-19 - Owwwwww. 2003-12-18 - Conspiracy theory a la Mangofarmer. 2003-12-17 - Those ugly-ass socks make the baby Jesus cry. 2003-12-17 - Woooooooooooohoooooooooooo. 2003-12-16 - Blargity blargon. 2003-12-15 - Party on, Mangofarmer. 2003-12-14 - " I always liked Foreigner." 2003-12-13 - Now, that's what I call crap! 2003-12-12 - Blah with a capital B. 2003-12-11 - Yeah. I did nothing today. 2003-12-10 - What I would do if I won 0,000,000 or so. 2003-12-09 - Food is good. But tipping in booze might be better. 2003-12-09 - The story of why Mangofarmer is Ukrainian, or why the moon is made of dried green peas and cabbage. 2003-12-08 - Mmmm, boredom. 2003-12-07 - Raking leaves in December? See, in Bumblefuck we call this "shoveling snow". 2003-12-06 - I'll bet its snowing in Bumblefuck right now. 2003-12-05 - Entry #800: Dr. Mangofarmer(??), or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Ramen. 2003-12-04 - Au revoir, Monsieur Taktakishvili. 2003-12-03 - Wow. Bye bye first semester of grad school. 2003-12-02 - Hehehe. You said Finger. 2003-12-01 - This campus smells like barbecue and it is too goddamn beautiful outside for December 1. 2003-11-29 - Wowowowowow. 2003-11-29 - I'll have the lobster, please. With peas. 2003-11-29 - Hello, boredom. 2003-11-28 - Black Friday has turned into Lazy-ass Pumpkin pie-Colored Friday. 2003-11-27 - Very late Friday Five 2003-11-27 - sdk;adlyjldkf 2003-11-26 - The symphonic band played nothing by Grainger last night! Woohoo! 2003-11-25 - Ouch. Thinking is painful. 2003-11-24 - Bass drum = Big Bang. Or lack thereof. 2003-11-23 - Mangofarmer = Puking Dumbass. 2003-11-21 - Hmmm. On crack much? Special happy crack, that is? :) 2003-11-20 - Millions of mangoes, mangoes for me! 2003-11-19 - Yay. Paper is finally done. 2003-11-18 - Hehe. Cocks again. 2003-11-18 - woopsy 2003-11-17 - Contest! 2003-11-15 - I'm cold. 2003-11-14 - Stop crying, you're scaring all the little freshmen. Wait a minute, what are the little freshmen doing in the computer lab on a Friday night? 2003-11-14 - Just a few short thoughts for the day. 2003-11-13 - Woooooooo. An entry containing both cocks and booze. 2003-11-12 - Yadda yadda. 2003-11-11 - more blah 2003-11-11 - The same old time waster. 2003-11-11 - Ick. 2003-11-10 - The river crying stops here, maybe. Or not. Cocks. Hehe. 2003-11-10 - Cryyyy me a riiiiiver! 2003-11-09 - Enough about the cocks already. 2003-11-09 - Cindermango and... cocks again? 2003-11-08 - blahblahblahblahblah 2003-11-07 - Snehblehmeh. Blah. 2003-11-07 - Meh. 2003-11-05 - Cocks. I said cocks. Hehehehe. 2003-11-04 - My brain is melting. Do I have to be somewhere right now? Is it December yet? 2003-11-03 - Glarbon. 2003-11-02 - Weekend Update! 2003-10-31 - Boo. 2003-10-30 - The middle finger is a dangerous weapon, to be used wisely. 2003-10-29 - Chocolate and I hate Dr .Beat and spinach and Debussy and the like 2003-10-29 - Metronome = evil. 2003-10-28 - Wow. 2003-10-27 - Alas. 2003-10-26 - Mr. Aname strikes again! 2003-10-25 - Booze + music geeks = good times for all 2003-10-24 - Ethnomusicologist Deathmatch time! Marcia "Henpecker" Herndon vs. Mieczyslaw "How do you say my first name?" Kolinski! 2003-10-23 - The School of Mango, part 1 2003-10-23 - "Cold" weather and CRUNCHY peanut butter and the like 2003-10-22 - Titbit! 2003-10-22 - Rant! Don't read this! 2003-10-21 - Rambling... 2003-10-20 - Oh, the wrongness. 2003-10-19 - Aasdaasdkladljkkljjkllffftth! 2003-10-19 - Hmmmm. 2003-10-18 - We really know how to wear the wrong clothes to a football game. :) 2003-10-18 - Inanity and a not-so-nice feeling stomach 2003-10-17 - Why God is a Yankee fan, or how much crap can our heroine (Mangofarmer) cram into one suitcase? 2003-10-16 - O Bumblefuck, O Bumblefuck, thy airport is so boring. 2003-10-15 - Things that make you say "Aren't instruments fun?" Okay that is completely irrelevant but oh well. 2003-10-14 - Is it fall break yet? 2003-10-13 - Dear so-and-so, part 9265927845 2003-10-13 - But, oh, when they do! 2003-10-12 - Doggie doodoo and stuff. 2003-10-11 - Mmmm, football. And potato salad. 2003-10-10 - Breaking contrabass clarinets is bad. 2003-10-09 - I'm not sure, but I think that book over there is called "The Tuba Summer". How intruiging. 2003-10-08 - Mangofarmer for governor of (Wyoming) 2003-10-07 - Don't you just feel like throwing dictionaries of "Mediaeval Latin" out the window? 2003-10-06 - Blah blah blah. And such. 2003-10-05 - I'm sick. I'm very very sick. 2003-10-04 - Blippity blargity blizznoodles. 2003-10-03 - I hate Chomsky. A lot. 2003-10-03 - So sleeeeeeeepy 2003-10-02 - Cast of characters 2003-10-02 - Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 2003-10-01 - Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. 2003-09-30 - This is your Mangofarmer. This is your Mangofarmer on mango-flavored crack. Any questions? 2003-09-29 - Don't suck! Don't suck! DON'T SUCK! BLOW! 2003-09-28 - Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy joy joy! 2003-09-27 - Just a passing thought... 2003-09-26 - Hi. 2003-09-25 - Would you like some peas with that crack you're smoking, you crazy crackhead band geek DORK? 2003-09-24 - I have nothing of interest to say, really. 2003-09-23 - How can you become a better flute player? Add peas. 2003-09-23 - Bill Clinton came from Arkansas 2003-09-22 - Bleh bleh yadda yadda. 2003-09-22 - What if the dinosaurs eat my sister? Will she call them fuckwits? 2003-09-21 - Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, part five thousand 2003-09-20 - A ponderance, and a long-ass survey. 2003-09-19 - Blah blah blah brrrrrrrr. 2003-09-19 - I have nothing to say, really. 2003-09-18 - I like numbers, sometimes. 2003-09-17 - Take control of the stick. And also of your dirty little mind. 2003-09-16 - Er, um, sorry, I played a wrong note. Try it again, for me. Hahahahahahaha. I suck. 2003-09-16 - I'm all itchy. 2003-09-15 - I'm hungry. 2003-09-14 - Shhhh. I'm not telling anyone that I had ramen noodles for breakfast. Errr. Yeah. 2003-09-13 - I'm a little bit rock and roll. 2003-09-13 - heh 2003-09-13 - Ghost Town Central 2003-09-12 - Mit uber uber super de duper schmaltz 2003-09-12 - Reason #75 why I need a boyfriend 2003-09-11 - This probably will not make sense to you, and that's fine. 2003-09-10 - "Suffer in four bar phrases!" 2003-09-10 - Mmmm, peanut butter 2003-09-09 - Lalalalalala 2003-09-08 - It hards my fingers. Ouch. 2003-09-08 - I'm hungry. 2003-09-07 - I would quote some Aerosmith lyrics here, but I forgot them so I won't. Sunday, Sept. 07, 2003 - My Diaryland Trading Card 2003-09-06 - Woo to the hoo. 2003-09-05 - Just shoot me. Please. 2003-09-05 - ".... cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields" 2003-09-04 - The New Grove Online Dictionary of Music and Zzzzzzzz........ 2003-09-03 - Well, crap. 2003-09-02 - Dammit. My necklace broke. 2003-08-31 - (Bleh) 2003-08-31 - More heat-related delirium 2003-08-30 - In which Mangofarmer collapses and melts through a combination of sunburn and football-induced happiness. 2003-08-29 - See I eat good things for breakfast. :) 2003-08-28 - Mmmmmmbleh. 2003-08-28 - "Nobody likes you when you're 23." 2003-08-27 - I'm hungry. Yeah. 2003-08-26 - "That's okay, Marge. You make a good wet blanket. The kind I want wrapped around me." 2003-08-25 - Age 23, Day 2 2003-08-24 - Happy Birthday to me (I think my birthday counter is broken) 2003-08-22 - Too tired for entry titles 2003-08-21 - Don't play like jello. Don't play in jello either. It's all about the pudding. 2003-08-20 - Things that are good and bad, again. 2003-08-19 - Blah blah and weirdness and whatever. 2003-08-19 - Grrr 2003-08-18 - I could have written this lieder in Clara Schumann's place. 2003-08-17 - !@#!@# 2003-08-15 - Just like, you know, stuff. Or something. Yeah. 2003-08-14 - Adventures of M-f in G S-ville, part 2 2003-08-13 - The Adventures of Mangofarmer in Grad Schoolville, Part 1! 2003-08-11 - Just trying not to think about it... 2003-08-10 - Eeeeeeep. 2003-08-09 - I am indeed all about the scenery. 2003-08-09 - Scared shitless and missing people already. 2003-08-08 - I am alive. I think. 2003-08-06 - Borodin. And other stuff. 2003-08-06 - Flipping Out, part the 3000th 2003-08-06 - Mmmmmmhmmmmmmm! Da-yum. 2003-08-05 - Blah blah gah gah blah 2003-08-04 - Saved by the Makers of All that is Good and Holy 2003-08-04 - Lots of *sigh*s and blahs and the like. 2003-08-03 - - 2003-08-03 - - 2003-08-03 - Ouch. 2003-08-02 - Holy Sh!t. This Sh!t is starting to stink. 2003-08-02 - August is a good month. I think. 2003-07-31 - Um, something. Or something. 2003-07-31 - BLEH 2003-07-30 - My dad is going to be sitting in the front row for my Carnegie Hall debut. 2003-07-30 - How much does a clue usually go for? 50 cents? A dollar? Much more than that and you're getting out of my price range. 2003-07-29 - Pfftggjrkrwsfdfdssfjllklsffftt! 2003-07-29 - Something, or something. Yeah. 2003-07-28 - In which Mangofarmer breaks big going-away-to-Grad Schoolville kind of news to a certain fatherish parental unit. 2003-07-28 - Um, yeah. 2003-07-28 - Mmmm, sandwich. 2003-07-27 - More death wings and then literary ponderances out of nowhere. 2003-07-26 - Mmmmm, death wings. 2003-07-26 - Oooooh, Friday Five! 2003-07-26 - Mangofarmer, Queen of the Marching Band Geeks and also Queen of the Most Stupendous Dorks of the Universe!! 2003-07-25 - It's Friday night, and these lights are too bright, gonna have some fun, show you how to sleep, t.g.i.b(edtime). 2003-07-24 - This is Mangofarmer. This is Mangofarmer on crack. Any questions? 2003-07-24 - More survey goodness. 2003-07-23 - Wisdom from a phone call and a YM magazine, of all places. 2003-07-22 - Sarah, Sarah, rain is falling on your head. 2003-07-21 - Survey silliness 2003-07-21 - Help. 2003-07-20 - What did I do? What did I do? Do I wear the scarlet letter 'B' for bore? Is that what keeps people away? :( 2003-07-20 - Thoughts for a lonely Sunday..... 2003-07-19 - Yadda yadda yadda. 2003-07-18 - Help, there is an Unidentified Furry Object sitting on my lap and purring! 2003-07-17 - Who do you think this is, Keith Bloodylockhart? 2003-07-17 - Stupidnessosity 2003-07-17 - Tee hee. 2003-07-16 - Bleh. 2003-07-16 - Wow. Wow wow wow wow wow. 2003-07-15 - If nature abhors a vaccuum, and a vaccuum can possibly be defined as the complete lack of some substance, does that mean nature abhors my lack of a soul? Does that make sense? 2003-07-15 - Here comes that vile ooze again. 2003-07-14 - Whatever. 2003-07-13 - Arrrrrrrr (sorry, still had to throw that in). *sigh* Arrrrrrrrrrrr. 2003-07-13 - Pirates of..... the Atlantic? the Great Lakes? the pond at the park? Nyarrrrrrr. 2003-07-13 - Mangofarmer- the giant amorphous blob coming to the coast of Chile nearest to you! 2003-07-12 - Books out the wazzoo! 2003-07-12 - In which Mangofarmer hopes her recent donations to the cause of higher education influence certain scholarship-inducing officials to give certain Mangofarmerian siblings full scholarships. ;) 2003-07-11 - It's the stupid blah weather that is causing the blahness. The weather, and the ability to be in the right place at the wrong time. Blahness. 2003-07-11 - Here comes the only suitable entry for 4:36 AM 2003-07-10 - Free vanilla Coke induces madness. Madness, I say! Muahahaha! 2003-07-10 - Did you miss me? No, of course not. But I missed you. No, not you. You there, in the back. Yeah. You. 2003-07-08 - Wasting away in Mangofarmerville 2003-07-07 - This air is.... sour. Sour like in a.... bell jar! 2003-07-07 - Number nine.... number nine..... number nine.... 2003-07-06 - In which Mangofarmer waxes eloquently about... nothing. 2003-07-06 - Sorry about this. 2003-07-05 - I am also too tired for entry titles. 2003-07-04 - Kill me now. Death by alcohol poisoning, please. 2003-07-03 - It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye setting off illegal fireworks in the middle of a street full of old people and scared chihuahuas and the like. 2003-07-02 - "Science is not bald!" 2003-07-02 - Gah. Survey time again. 2003-07-02 - Damn you, M@stercard! Damn you straight to, well, my wallet! 2003-07-01 - Craptacular, craptacular! (I just felt like saying that.) 2003-07-01 - A quickie, to keep you satisfied ;) 2003-06-30 - Obligatory HP spoiler-filled entry 2003-06-30 - ...regarding fish, and other fish, or (voluntary?) lack thereof. 2003-06-29 - "Sarah Potter and the Disorder of the Dodo", coming soon to a bookstore, mental hospital, or dentist's office waiting room near you. 2003-06-29 - Yay. Slaves. :) 2003-06-29 - Mangofarmer has peeled her nose out of her book to bring you this unimportant craptacular bulletin o' geekiness and stupidity. 2003-06-28 - Devilled eggs, prom dresses, and a certain underage British chap. 2003-06-28 - I hate cleaning. 2003-06-27 - Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh. 2003-06-26 - Beer + old people = Sarah looks really pitiful ;) 2003-06-26 - You shall not PANTS! 2003-06-26 - Bored Geeks Like Surveys, part the ten thousandth 2003-06-25 - You can take your strappy slingback heel and mail it to Abu Dhabi (sp?) for all I care. 2003-06-24 - So...... many..... shoes..... *Mangofarmer falls over dead* 2003-06-23 - I am a band geek. I just never un-joined the band. *sigh* 2003-06-23 - ............ 2003-06-23 - don't read thois. go baCK ONE 2003-06-22 - I got nothing. Except surveys. 2003-06-22 - ............. 2003-06-21 - Hmmmmmmm. BLAH. 2003-06-21 - I'd rather be an organ grinder's goat than eat blue ketchup. 2003-06-20 - I've lost my mind like ugly clearance shoes mysteriously lose their mates. Perhaps it is for the greater good..... 2003-06-20 - Ah, sweet, sweet boredom. 2003-06-19 - Werk has opened up a can of whoopass on my ass. 2003-06-18 - Shoes + capitalism = the root of all evil 2003-06-17 - Acid-laced mango-flavored multi-faceted mucho-stupidity 2003-06-17 - This shoe's name is Oboe, this shoe's name is Piano, and this shoe's name is Kazoo. Lil' Kazoo. I swear I am not making that up. 2003-06-17 - Damn mouse is dying. 2003-06-16 - Woo to the hoo! Ukrainians rule! 2003-06-16 - My sister is the frickin' brilliant one, not me. 0:-) 2003-06-15 - Spank me, I'm done. 2003-06-15 - Pantaloni!!!!!!! 2003-06-15 - Oh what a beautiful.... morning, er, wait.... Yeah. 2003-06-15 - Do you like nuts? I hope so, because I am going to rip yours off and feed them to you for breakfast. 2003-06-14 - I dub thee dork. 2003-06-13 - An exciting Friday and things that are scary. 2003-06-13 - Pickles and nutella make an excellent 3 AM snack. But a bagel would be nicer right now. 2003-06-12 - Multiple choice a la Mangofarmer 2003-06-11 - Tommy, can you hear me? 2003-06-11 - New and Improved! 107 facts about yours truly! 2003-06-10 - Spank me, I'm Ukrainian! 2003-06-09 - Boring Mondayisms 2003-06-08 - Niceness 2003-06-08 - Sunshine?! What's that? 2003-06-07 - Bizarre, strange, weird mumblings. 2003-06-07 - "..... I like watching the puddles gather rain." 2003-06-07 - damn weather on my day off or something 2003-06-06 - Blargness 2003-06-06 - survey 2003-06-05 - Blehsnehmehglehbleh @!$##@!#@!!@@!#!#@!#!&&$%#@!!$!$!!!!!! 2003-06-04 - A survey, and other things...... 2003-06-04 - It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside 2003-06-03 - Now I know my ABCs, next time won't Mangofarmer come play with me. 2003-06-02 - Damn. No hard things to be found. ;) 2003-06-02 - If Mangofarmer worked at a CD store, these would be her staff picks. 2003-06-02 - Crazy-assed, most fucked-up dream of all time 2003-06-01 - Woohoo! Sizz-ears Mastercard, yo! 2003-05-31 - Explaining things, maybe 2003-05-31 - Yay for Sears cards, boo for being lonely, and yay for realizing that whining about it will do no good because nobody, and I mean nobody, gives a fuck anyway. 2003-05-30 - Survey! Yay! 2003-05-30 - Hehehehe. Weirdness. 2003-05-30 - Woooooo! Mangosurvey, part 7 (thousand) 2003-05-29 - Super Mangofarmerwoman! Fighting Satan while you sleep! 2003-05-28 - Mmmm..... drugs 2003-05-27 - Wow... I think I have SARS, or mad cow disease. Or maybe both. 2003-05-27 - I'm sick. 2003-05-26 - Hebby burp dae to da dork 2003-05-26 - Things that should happen! Hahahahaha. 2003-05-25 - Oooooh! Mangofarmer Mad Libs! 2003-05-24 - Songs for the rosebush 2003-05-24 - Dirge for a Cracker 2003-05-24 - Just a little maudlin stupidity. I'm allowed that every once in a while, right? 2003-05-23 - Survey. Me likey. 2003-05-23 - Ooooh look! A pretty! 2003-05-23 - hehehe! ima drunk 2003-05-22 - If a shoe falls in Shoetopia, with no one around to buy it, will it go on sale? 2003-05-21 - Clay is my idol, all the way! *sobs* 2003-05-21 - blah-ossity 2003-05-20 - Wow........... 2003-05-20 - pointless 2003-05-19 - a Mondayish survey, woo and stuff 2003-05-19 - Mondayisms 2003-05-18 - blah blah 2003-05-18 - Somebody stop the madness! Or not. Whatever. 2003-05-17 - Grrrrr. I can't drive to werk, now can I? 2003-05-17 - Woohoo! Today is "Lets all go to werk drunk" Day! 2003-05-16 - blehblehblehblehbleh 2003-05-15 - Look at me. Am I wearing socks? I don't think so. I'm going to be Trinity when I grow up. I really would look hot in black leather. 2003-05-15 - name dem tunes and blah blah blah 2003-05-14 - *drool* 2003-05-13 - Best top ten list ever. Somebody go call Letterman, please. 2003-05-13 - Entry # 501! Woo..... huh? 2003-05-12 - (drumroll please) The big 5-0-0 2003-05-11 - :) 2003-05-09 - Concert, and a happy tape 2003-05-09 - "Your prison is walking through this world all alone." (name that tune, again!) 2003-05-07 - dead (inside) 2003-05-06 - Rant, TM:R soundtrack, and survey 2003-05-05 - "There's nothing finer in the land..." 2003-05-05 - Royally pissed 2003-05-04 - Werrrrrrd to yo' mutha 2003-05-04 - The post post-puke entry *wink wink* 2003-05-04 - shit 2003-05-04 - I'm so lonely..... 2003-05-03 - *sigh* 2003-05-03 - surrrrrrvaaaaaaayayayayayayaaay 2003-05-02 - Fridaynessosity 2003-05-01 - Funny band geek, tee hee. 2003-04-30 - Much, much rambling 2003-04-29 - Dear So-and-So (and Reason, especially dear Reason) 2003-04-29 - Waiting on that line 2003-04-28 - I'm not going to San Francisco, but I'm wearing flowers in my hair. 2003-04-27 - Twenty questions 2003-04-27 - "I had a dream last night, do do do doot doot doot do doo!" 2003-04-26 - Flute = good. Yeah. That is all the math I need. 2003-04-26 - Blah blah blah 2003-04-25 - Do you see my ass? That is how smart I am. 2003-04-24 - Me? A model? Hmmmmm. 2003-04-23 - The ULTIMATE To-Do List 2003-04-23 - I'm dreaming of a white Mother's Day! Just like all the Mother's Days I never used to know. Where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear... the little flowers freezing in the SNOW. 2003-04-22 - Do you want some cheese with your whine? 2003-04-22 - Pointlessnessosity 2003-04-21 - Jesus vs. Moses, take two 2003-04-20 - Booze + Bible = Boozle 2003-04-20 - The Golden Mango Awards! 2003-04-20 - Mmmm..... Whoppers.... 2003-04-19 - Kittens and dirty, dirty secrets 2003-04-19 - Blah revisited 2003-04-18 - Books I think everyone should read. Enrollment for this class is limited. If you're on the waitlist, be prepared to wait, for about twenty years! Alumni tuition discount will apply. 2003-04-18 - Gooooooooood Friday 2003-04-17 - Ouch, my pinky 2003-04-16 - America, you are hereby voted off the continent 2003-04-16 - Um, it's like, um, yeah. 2003-04-15 - Somebody throw a shoe at this idiot to get her to shut up! 2003-04-15 - Certain oddities 2003-04-15 - Cookin' MCs like a pound of bacon! 2003-04-14 - "Sara(h), Sara(h), storms are brewing in your eyes!" 2003-04-14 - Straight up now tell me is it gonna be you and me forever? 2003-04-14 - Word to your mother, bizznitches 2003-04-14 - Diaryrings L-Z 2003-04-13 - How I wish, how I wish you were here, to listen to these CDs of me playing like I loved it. 2003-04-13 - An anniversary, of sorts 2003-04-12 - Fill my glass to "alumni" level please. 2003-04-12 - So build me up buttercup, don't break my heart! 2003-04-11 - This diary has big maracas 2003-04-10 - Doobie doobie doo! Doodoo doo doo doo! Doobie doobie doo! Etc.! 2003-04-09 - Name that tune, part deux! 2003-04-09 - "We want Billy! He's our kind of a guy!" 2003-04-08 - sappy 2003-04-08 - Werk sucks :-P 2003-04-08 - heehee? 2003-04-08 - "awrnj" 2003-04-07 - 44 bushels of oranges on the trees! 44 bushels of oranges! Take one down, pass it around, and you still have 44 bushels of oranges! 2003-04-07 - just nice 2003-04-06 - "No, ma'am, I'm sorry. I can't allow you to purchase any thongs because that would be wrong. Just wrong." 2003-04-06 - Sundays are boring in Shoetopia 2003-04-05 - Who's that dork with the Oreo no-bake desert thing? 2003-04-05 - The Truth 2003-04-04 - TGIFFFFFF 2003-04-03 - Blah double diddley blah blah blah. 2003-04-02 - Whatever happens, happens 2003-04-01 - "Nothing even matters at all", especially basketball 2003-03-31 - On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheeeese, I lost my last marble, when I sneezed and the evil spirits exited my cranial cavity holding my brain hostage! 2003-03-31 - 99 questions blah blah blah 2003-03-30 - How funny that it did indeed snow today. 2003-03-30 - @!#!@#~!@#!@#@!!!!%^%#@@~!!!!! 2003-03-30 - 10,000 Reasons (or less, like maybe 10) Why Snow in March is Better Than Snow in April (or May, or June, or July...) 2003-03-29 - I have balloons. Hehehe. :) 2003-03-29 - Super saturday, my ass! 2003-03-28 - I'm glad you like throwing knives. Please refrain from throwing them in my general direction. 2003-03-27 - The tunes.... named! 2003-03-27 - The Bible! Starring Brad Pitt, Joan Rivers, The Artist Formerly Known as the Artist Fomerly Known As Prince, Benji the Dog, and Sarah the Mangofarmer! Action figures, ark, and manna sold separately. 2003-03-26 - I need some creative new titles... 2003-03-26 - Hmmmm. 2003-03-26 - Repeat after me: "Basketball is evil. Waiting around in line all day to buy basketball tickets is evil. Basketball is evil." Lather, rinse, repeat. 2003-03-26 - Hee. 2003-03-25 - Rant, out of nowhere 2003-03-25 - Next week on "My So-called Ass", our heroine is once again forced to deal with idiots asking for cowboy boots. Oh, and there may indeed be booty shaking as well. 2003-03-24 - Skip, skip, skip. Werk skip skip. 2003-03-24 - I'm sick. 2003-03-24 - And the Devil said, "Let there be basketball!" And God said, "Noooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooo!" 2003-03-24 - The Oscars. Oh, and I REALYL REALLY FUCKING HATE BASKETBALL. But I think you knew that. 2003-03-23 - werk werk werk 2003-03-22 - I HATE working weekends! 2003-03-22 - Mmmmm.... noodle soup, I mean, mmmmm soup! 2003-03-21 - Let's play name that tune! 2003-03-21 - Springtime? 2003-03-20 - blargh..... 2003-03-20 - Where's a magic flute when you need one? 2003-03-18 - I'm a good deal less mad tonight. And less drunk too. 2003-03-17 - Just another pointless rant about nothing 2003-03-17 - Mango, number 5. 2003-03-17 - It is a beautiful day.... 2003-03-16 - Mmmmm. Caramel De-lites. 2003-03-16 - mall-ing 2003-03-16 - Mmmmm caramel delites... made with caramel-flavored Girl Scouts! ;) 2003-03-15 - I think I'm giving up on a Reason. I just wouldn't mind a Very Good Liar. 2003-03-15 - Well, I am still kinda sleepy... 2003-03-15 - It's much too late. Or is that too early? 2003-03-14 - TGIF and stuff 2003-03-14 - Stop with the TGIF-related googles, please 2003-03-13 - Oy, part deux 2003-03-13 - Oy. 2003-03-13 - My name is Geek. Band Geek. I like my nachos shaken, not stirred. With hot peppers. 2003-03-13 - Thursdayisms 2003-03-12 - "What song is it you wanna hear?" "FREE BIRD!" 2003-03-11 - Hey big spender, spend a little Sears money on these happy little Sears shoes 2003-03-11 - dumbness 2003-03-10 - Forty days. And forty nights. Especially the forty nights. 2003-03-10 - How pathetic is it that 50 sounds like a heavenly temperature to me right about now? 2003-03-09 - oddities 2003-03-09 - wonderings 2003-03-09 - Sad/mad playlist 2003-03-09 - Happy music :) 2003-03-08 - Mangosurvey time! 2003-03-08 - Throw reason right out the window. Bubbye. 2003-03-07 - One two, buckle my SHOE. After reading some Kerouac, that is. 2003-03-06 - I just wanted to watch TV... 2003-03-05 - Hmmm. Hump Day. Hump. Hmmm...... 2003-03-04 - Oh. My. That's all. 2003-03-04 - Bon mardi gras! 2003-03-03 - survey time! 2003-03-03 - Mmmmm...... shoes...... 2003-03-03 - A Monday morning delusion, just for you! 2003-03-03 - yahoo piggypants? 2003-03-02 - this is slightly weird 2003-03-02 - Yep. We've got a rabid weirdo on our hands. Keep your windows rolled up, your doors locked, and your car radios tuned to the Spice Girls. Thank you. 2003-03-01 - lit-er-a-tooooor and boredom and junk 2003-03-01 - Saturday, Shit 1, 2003 2003-02-28 - Once a band geek, always a band geek. 2003-02-28 - Where is drunk Sarah? Drunk Sarah is more fun than Boring Shoe Schmuck Sarah. Go find Drunk Sarah right now. Please. 2003-02-27 - Yay for Shoetopia? 2003-02-27 - This is strange. Very strange. 2003-02-27 - Tripping the live flutastic! 2003-02-26 - Crackhead redneck retarded monkey number 5 2003-02-25 - "....and the world your balloon" 2003-02-25 - Tuesday pointlessness 2003-02-24 - some... positivity? 2003-02-24 - Happy Half Birthday to me! Woohoo? 2003-02-23 - Just, kind of, well, you know, BORED. 2003-02-23 - The Democratic States of Mangofarmeria 2003-02-23 - The top five everything (almost) 2003-02-23 - A healthy diet. The Mangofarmerian Calendar. Ass. 2003-02-22 - What a shitastic day. :-P 2003-02-21 - Put your baby down to sleep in the new invisible crib! Only $149.99! 2003-02-21 - Yes. This sucks. 2003-02-20 - BLAARRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 2003-02-20 - tooooo early 2003-02-19 - All's not well in fair Shoetopia 2003-02-19 - Please don't fight. There is more than enough mangoey boredom and non-excitement to go around. Batteries sold separately. 2003-02-18 - More random crap, part 375 2003-02-18 - "truth, beauty, freedom, and above all things, love!" 2003-02-17 - snow = blargh 2003-02-17 - Happy Non-Current Presidents Day! 2003-02-16 - "It's a bittersweet symphony, that's life." 2003-02-16 - Hmmm. Blah. 2003-02-15 - You can take your ice cream maker and shove it! 2003-02-15 - "And I still find it so hard/to say what I need to say/But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me/just how I should feel today." 2003-02-14 - redundant times infinity 2003-02-14 - ssstupid holidaysss 2003-02-13 - The piano 2003-02-13 - The one where she talks about strippers 2003-02-13 - Junior bitch-in-training 2003-02-12 - The Young and the Shiftless 2003-02-12 - Wednesday, Ass 12, 2003 = blah diddley blah 2003-02-12 - google hits 2003-02-12 - rings, a-j 2003-02-11 - On this, the eleventh day of the month of ass, I, Mangofarmer, have decided who needs to be kicked in the ass. 2003-02-11 - It is damn cold outside. The TV says so. 2003-02-10 - As for me, ha you'll see.... 2003-02-09 - Februosity. Ouch. 2003-02-09 - As the world snores.... or bores, one of the two. 2003-02-09 - Really now. Who do you think I miss? 2003-02-08 - oh, sweet boringness 2003-02-08 - Flutey Spice will not be signing autographs today. 2003-02-07 - the boredom is ensuing? ensueing? scha-wing? 2003-02-06 - "Go back to the shadow! The granny panties shall not avail you!" 2003-02-05 - Mangoes make the world go 'round 2003-02-05 - Mmmmmmmyes 2003-02-04 - "Instead of a dark lord you would have a retail shmuck! Beautiful and terrible as the PANTS!" 2003-02-04 - Ugh. UGH!!!! 2003-02-03 - The Geek List 2003-02-03 - Kapusta brihada! 2003-02-02 - Go ahead! Be jealous of my exciting life! It is impossible not to be! :-P 2003-02-02 - books books books 2003-02-02 - Survey! Survey! Survey! 2003-02-01 - Notes 2003-02-01 - Where were you when... 2003-01-31 - Mopeyness, part deux 2003-01-31 - "So in the end, I'll be what I will be. No loyal friend was ever there for me." 2003-01-31 - I'm destined to be buried under an avalanche. An avalanche of falling CDs. 2003-01-31 - What's with the damn lightbulb over my head? 2003-01-30 - Thoughts on a sunny winter's day 2003-01-30 - My personality has been swept under the rug and replaced by an Edith Piaf song. 2003-01-29 - I am Organ Man! I wear my fuzzy slippers everytime I can! 2003-01-28 - Mangofarmer for president! 2003-01-28 - To hibernate or not to hibernate, that is the question! 2003-01-27 - Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. 2003-01-26 - I am covered in cat hair. 2003-01-24 - quizzes and things 2003-01-24 - There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home! 2003-01-23 - yucky words and boringness 2003-01-23 - More wannabe virtuosos next week on American Flute Diva! 2003-01-22 - Oh well, whatever 2003-01-21 - discombobulation 2003-01-21 - Soda! So-da! SODA! 2003-01-20 - Sorry about this :( 2003-01-20 - *another* one 2003-01-20 - I lead such an exciting life. Yeah. If you're comparing me to a comatose snail. 2003-01-19 - "God bless you, Richard Gere!" 2003-01-19 - Mullet, mullet, go away, come again when you have a degree from Harvard paid for by your daddy's money! 2003-01-19 - "howling at the moon" 2003-01-18 - "dance like no one is watching" 2003-01-17 - I don't really know what to say about this one 2003-01-17 - The one where she talks about egg salad 2003-01-16 - This is the be-all, end-all of pathetic loserly boredom- an overweight gorilla and Dubya. Wait a minute, aren't they one and the same? 2003-01-16 - The one where she talks about Shakespeare 2003-01-16 - 200 or so boring questions with even more boring answers 2003-01-15 - some notes of certain uselessness 2003-01-14 - This entry will make your head self-destruct from the sheer pointlessness in 37 hours. 2003-01-13 - This one's for my sister 2003-01-13 - Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, meow, meow!! 2003-01-12 - ------------------- 2003-01-12 - Nope, no favors at all 2003-01-12 - and now, after the fact...? 2003-01-11 - Saturday's lament 2003-01-11 - uselessness and geekishness 2003-01-11 - "Who's the king of your satellite castle?" Well, hmmmmmmmm. Gahhh no I didn't say hmmmmm. I didn't say anything really! Aaaack! Shush already! 2003-01-10 - One poor quiet little ant has her say. Now please don't squish me. 2003-01-10 - just some stupid stupidity 2003-01-09 - My name is Geek. Band Geek. 2003-01-09 - Bad sunshine, bad sunshine! Give me some *gasp* snow already! 2003-01-08 - I am not a crook. I am not on crack. I am not a crook on crack. Nor am I a crook's crack. Nor can I crack a crook. Um. Yeah. 2003-01-08 - Boredom: A Play in One Excruciatingly Boring Scene 2003-01-07 - I'm just, well, you know, kinda sorta, well, BORED. 2003-01-07 - I wish I could go back to schooling. 2003-01-06 - fifty songs 2003-01-06 - "Damn you pants!" 2003-01-05 - "keep breathing...." 2003-01-05 - The big ultimate "hmmmmm, I wonder......." 2003-01-04 - I want my baby back! 2003-01-04 - we likes them rrrrrraww and wrrrrrrrriggling! 2003-01-03 - The one where she talks about underwear 2003-01-03 - Burnt turkey offerings 2003-01-02 - My hair is red, err I mean brown, no, err, I mean red. Or something. 2003-01-02 - "The lunatic is in my head!" 2003-01-02 - 2003-01-01 - Happy Fucking New Year, Captain Asshole! 2002-12-31 - 2002. It came, it saw, it sucked ass. Or did it? 2002-12-30 - The Adventures of Mangofarmer in Hickville! 2002-12-30 - Slam your body down. *And* wind it all around. 2002-12-29 - Musings on Hickville 2002-12-28 - Ouch! My ass! 2002-12-27 - "You know that we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl!" 2002-12-26 - And much boredom ensues... 2002-12-26 - The children are coming! The children are coming! Eeek. 2002-12-24 - "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!" 2002-12-24 - wings in paradise 2002-12-22 - Not that YOU're reading, but this one is for YOU 2002-12-21 - "You are lost./You can never go home." 2002-12-21 - pretty, pretty words 2002-12-21 - You can take your Sears card and shove it up your eyeball! 2002-12-20 - such pointlessness 2002-12-20 - "the same old fears..." 2002-12-19 - the monster is complete! 2002-12-18 - This entry is all mixed up. Mixed up. Get it? What a dork I am. 2002-12-18 - good morning, good morning! 2002-12-17 - dorkaliciousnessosity 2002-12-17 - "The long and winding road..." 2002-12-17 - Monday booooooorinnnnnngness 2002-12-16 - If thou sits under a maple tree thou shalt become enlightened, but thou also shalt freeze thy little heiny off because the ground doth be covered in snow, verily, forsooth, amen. 2002-12-16 - "I hate myself and want to....go to bed! Argh!!!!!!!!" 2002-12-15 - work + everything else = ugh 2002-12-15 - Two mucho mudslides + one chicken quesadilla triangle = 1,000,000 calories :-P 2002-12-14 - something no one wants to hear 2002-12-13 - Congratulations! You have another credit card you don't need! 2002-12-13 - This is, in fact, the most pointless entry ever 2002-12-12 - It's too early in the day for this, I should just go back to bed. 2002-12-11 - "Sometimes everything is wrong" 2002-12-11 - A short explanation. Or not. No probably not. No, I guess I would say most definitely and absolutely that the truth is that this is certainly not a concise entry or title whatsoever and if you think so you are surely, sadly, and grievously mistaken. 2002-12-10 - The viols, dammit. I wanted to see the viols! 2002-12-10 - "And He shall reign forever and ever!" Woohoo. 2002-12-09 - "Monday, Monday, blah blah blah!" 2002-12-09 - Time is passing by 2002-12-08 - You've got questions? I've got answers. 2002-12-08 - "We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found, the same old fears. Wish you were here." 2002-12-07 - The banishment of joy, indeed 2002-12-07 - Argument between the little voices in my head, part one 2002-12-06 - "All the merry bells keep ringing, happy holidays to you!" 2002-12-05 - I've lost it. I've really truly seriously lost it. 2002-12-05 - Crack anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? 2002-12-05 - Drivel, drivel, drivel. Big-headed drivel. 2002-12-04 - Congratulations! You've been approved! Welcome to the Sears family! *gag* 2002-12-03 - "I think tonight I'll take the long way home" 2002-12-03 - The Big 2-0-0. Whoopty doo. 2002-12-02 - "Whoa, you're a loaded gun." That is a random lyric but oh well. 2002-12-02 - Much pointlessness 2002-12-02 - "Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?"....ad infinitum 2002-12-01 - I'm a weirdo. 2002-11-30 - Such a beautifully cold and rainy day. Really. 2002-11-29 - "It's the most wonderful time of the year! Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong!" 2002-11-29 - Happy Black Friday! AAAAGGGGHHHHH! 2002-11-28 - Turkey day silliness 2002-11-28 - Turkey Day ruminations 2002-11-27 - just a simple question 2002-11-27 - Oh well. Really. Oh. Well. 2002-11-26 - Sure I'll call the next closest store. I'll call the store in Timbuktu if you wish. But all the red coats will have red spots on them! It's a conspiracy. Against you and your stupidity! :-P 2002-11-26 - Confessions of a guilt-ridden, whiny, spineless baby jellyfish 2002-11-26 - Haha, oh well 2002-11-25 - Blah blah piccolo piece blah blah whatever blah blah french fried nobody blah blah 2002-11-25 - French fried oniony goodness with a side of boredom 2002-11-24 - This Girl's Life- A Story in Music 2002-11-24 - Testing, testing, dork, two, three 2002-11-24 - Neighborhood notes from your friendly local loco Mangofarmer 2002-11-23 - Further acceptance 2002-11-22 - Apologies and acceptance 2002-11-22 - Still quite cold, and very broken. No hallelujahs either. 2002-11-21 - Rants and ravings and wails and sob stories and other stuff 2002-11-21 - an interesting diversion 2002-11-20 - Mangofarmer gets all bored and mopey. If anyone is reading this headline expecting "news", they will be sorely mistaken. Because nothing is "new" here. 2002-11-20 - Well, this was pointless. 2002-11-19 - The one where she talks about food. A lot. 2002-11-18 - "All I want is not to need you now." Yes, I'm talking to you Mr. Snickers cookie bar. 2002-11-18 - Explanation of previous goofiness? And an ultimatum. 2002-11-18 - Gripe list. And happy list too. :) 2002-11-17 - Pie is good. Yes. Now come hookup my new toy, biatch! I'll give you pie! 2002-11-17 - I like Altoids. A lot. 2002-11-16 - Cold, and broken, yes. But no hallelujah in sight. 2002-11-16 - "I've seen your flag on the marble arch/love is not a victory march/it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah..." 2002-11-15 - Happy Birthday, Mr. Snowplow Man 2002-11-15 - "Of course! Phoenix tears have healing powers!" 2002-11-15 - "Happy, happy, joy, joy", etc. 2002-11-15 - oh well 2002-11-14 - Mindless philosophizing is hazardous to your health. 2002-11-14 - Attack of the Wednesday blahs 2002-11-13 - Who's my daddy and some good books too 2002-11-12 - There was an old woman who needed a shoe, and Sarah was expected to get it, too 2002-11-11 - Stupid, stupid, stupid little Mangofarmer 2002-11-11 - TMI and drunken leanings 2002-11-11 - "Know what you want and all the universe conspires to help you achieve it." Cool, cool. 2002-11-10 - Not lemon Starburst. Probably not even Milk Duds. Perchance like creamed corn. :( 2002-11-10 - Just to make things clear, like mud 2002-11-10 - "Join hands and hearts and voices..." 2002-11-09 - Oh yes. Happy dance. 2002-11-09 - Such weirdness 2002-11-09 - wtf??? 2002-11-08 - Shoe shmucking, unfortunately 2002-11-07 - Sweaters, monkeys, marching band, and other stuff, 2002-11-06 - "The three men I admire most/the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost/took the last train for the coast/the day the music died." What happened the day my soul died? Did anyone notice? 2002-11-06 - Books good. November bad. 2002-11-05 - Just your average, everyday, impassioned rant. I mean diary entry. 2002-11-05 - Look at me. I voted. I'm special. 2002-11-05 - Just go vote. Write-ins for Mangofarmer accepted too. :) 2002-11-04 - Feeling a bit of a Floydian slip. With a little Creedence for good measure. 2002-11-04 - "So hard to find my way, now that I'm all on my own." 2002-11-03 - Sarah, the guestbook madam to the stars 2002-11-02 - Nothing to say really. Sorry. 2002-11-01 - Tirade against unspeakable evil. And four letter words of unspeakable evil. 2002-11-01 - oh blah 2002-11-01 - Feeling very November 2002-10-31 - Happy Halloween! 2002-10-31 - I'll have one shrubbery please. With Italian dressing on the side. 2002-10-30 - These shoes aren't made for walkin'. That's not what they're gonna do. These shoes aren't made for walkin' and they're gonna really hurt you. 2002-10-30 - Useless Information 2002-10-29 - Things that are good: music, Taco Bell, memories, and boring negative old Mangofarmer being somewhat positive for once. 2002-10-29 - Daily complaint 2002-10-28 - I like the mall. The good mall. With no Sears in it. 2002-10-28 - Oh blah. Whatever. 2002-10-27 - Bored wonderings for a Sunday afternoon 2002-10-27 - quiz nonsense 2002-10-27 - Gouging out my eyeballs. I mean my soul. 2002-10-26 - I'll bet New Orleans is not this boring on Saturday night 2002-10-26 - Life is good until you run out of pizza rolls 2002-10-25 - Jeans and mannequins and granny panties, oh my! 2002-10-24 - Harold the washer and Maude the dryer hereby list fun things for Sarah to do at work 2002-10-23 - It's my party and I'll whine if I want to! 2002-10-23 - For Rocky Mountain Striped Dancing Jumping Polka-Dotted Boredom Fever, there is no cure 2002-10-22 - Is there a Mr. Cohol in the place? A Mr. Al Cohol? Come on people, is there any Al Cohol in the place? 2002-10-21 - Ben and/or Jerry, will you marry me? 2002-10-20 - Where is Ah-nuld when you need him? 2002-10-20 - Leaves and moon pies Sunday, Oct. 20, 2002 - My Diaryland Trading Card 2002-10-19 - Ok, raise your hand if you think I sound like a pretentious teenager right now. 2002-10-19 - Big flat yucky blah 2002-10-18 - A toaster, a toaster, my car window for a toaster! 2002-10-17 - Wanted: a pair of arms with a predilection for old fogey music 2002-10-17 - Bo-ring! 2002-10-16 - The squirrels are coming, the squirrels are coming! If they're hanging onto the screen be prepared to open the window and throw water through the screen and onto them because they don't like that! 2002-10-15 - But I never saw the good side of the mall, til I took a swim in the fountain wearing a 0 ugly old lady pantsuit 2002-10-11 - withdrawal 2002-10-09 - work related fun, or something 2002-10-08 - --> insert appropriately mopey title here<-- 2002-10-08 - "I would walk on hands and knees until you see you're just like me..." 2002-10-07 - the quest begins anew 2002-10-05 - things that have to be said... 2002-10-05 - Don't hold your breath, it's not going to get any better! 2002-10-04 - Baa! Baa! 100 useless baa! Baa! :) 2002-10-04 - wackiness 2002-10-03 - Wasted away again in screwdriverville, searching for the cap to my convenient pour spout on the bottle of orange juice! 2002-10-02 - "I heared that gov'ment report that workin's bad fer yer health." 2002-10-02 - poor, sad, little toothbrush 2002-10-01 - This is directed to.....??? 2002-10-01 - goofinessosity 2002-09-30 - Hot daaaaaamn! 2002-09-29 - Whine, pout, sigh, cry... lather, rinse, repeat ad infinitum 2002-09-29 - Please welcome Mangofarmer Valentine Doe! 2002-09-28 - musings 2002-09-28 - Behold the power of the mango! 2002-09-27 - random stuff 2002-09-26 - Agent A-double-S 2002-09-26 - Yeah so I hate my life. Everyone does. What's so special about me? 2002-09-25 - bees and pizza rolls 2002-09-25 - in a mood again 2002-09-24 - daily complaint 2002-09-23 - Hello and welcome to Sears! If you need any help, I'll be happy to assist you. 2002-09-23 - it should so be bedtime now 2002-09-22 - There she is, Miss BigGiantLoserhead! 2002-09-21 - cold September rain 2002-09-21 - Can I get a witness, sister Mangofarmer? 2002-09-20 - "Rollin', rollin', rollin' on a river!" 2002-09-20 - very good, very good 2002-09-19 - Living in the past! 2002-09-18 - dumb dumb doofushead! 2002-09-18 - "All I want is not to need you now" 2002-09-17 - There are no words. Really. 2002-09-16 - boredom+boringness=insanity 2002-09-16 - "Only shooting stars break the mold.." 2002-09-16 - Powerless to say in any other way... 2002-09-16 - silly 2002-09-15 - great googly moogly!! 2002-09-14 - "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality." 2002-09-13 - How do you spell shmuck? 2002-09-13 - randomness in the mud, the crusty mud (ewwwwww!) 2002-09-12 - The Definitive Explanation of Why I Hate Basketball and/or the Definitive Explanation of Why I am a Big Giant Loser 2002-09-12 - sister has spoken 2002-09-11 - always to remember 2002-09-10 - Arrogant??? Me??? Noooooo.... :) 2002-09-09 - Well that was random! 2002-09-09 - *twitch* 2002-09-09 - The All-Encompassing and Uber-Enlightening Truth About Nothing 2002-09-09 - "Everybody hurts..." 2002-09-08 - Jambalaya and Dancing Elvi 2002-09-08 - "Cast my memory back there Lord.." 2002-09-07 - "I can't turn you loose", cause if I could, you might forget I exist 2002-09-07 - interesting 2002-09-07 - Mangorama in Graceland, Under the Cover of a Key Lime Pie in the Sky 2002-09-06 - giggle 2002-09-06 - turning my brown eyes gray, so gray, everything gray 2002-09-05 - apology accepted 2002-09-05 - ok? 2002-09-04 - climbing part way out of the hole 2002-09-04 - i'm sorry, here i go again..... 2002-09-03 - giddiness 2002-09-03 - redemption? please?? 2002-09-01 - slightly less insanity 2002-08-31 - rock bottom yet? 2002-08-31 - blehh 2002-08-31 - extreme and utter boredom 2002-08-30 - "It's Friday night! And the moon is bright! Gonna have some fun show you how it's done TGIF!!" 2002-08-29 - blah diddley blah 2002-08-29 - running over the same old ground 2002-08-27 - The Definitive Explanation of Why My Couch Smells Like Febreze 2002-08-27 - i really don't care 2002-08-26 - Like being tied to a piano and slowly sinking towards the bottom... 2002-08-25 - "She's got a ticket to ride..." 2002-08-24 - "Birthday! Take a chance! Birthday! I would like you to dance!" 2002-08-23 - randomnessosity 2002-08-23 - oh my 2002-08-23 - "Sail on silvergirl...." 2002-08-22 - blaaah 2002-08-21 - pleading insanity 2002-08-20 - "My gift is my song...", but this one isn't for ME 2002-08-20 - "Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches" 2002-08-19 - explaining things? 2002-08-18 - "Wish you were here"..... you who? 2002-08-18 - "So you wanna go on tour with a traveling freakshow..." 2002-08-16 - Mmmmm....... West Nile! 2002-08-15 - where's my strawberry daiquiri? 2002-08-15 - dredging up the muck at the bottom of everything 2002-08-14 - ugh 2002-08-14 - fun 2002-08-14 - Is that credit or debit? 2002-08-12 - "Nobody likes a kiss-ass" 2002-08-12 - musings 2002-08-11 - me so happy 2002-08-10 - the muzak playing in the background of my padded room 2002-08-10 - i am crazy 2002-08-10 - blah 2002-08-09 - sheer insanity 2002-08-08 - numero tres 2002-08-08 - numero duo 2002-08-07 - numero uno
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