Moon pies suck. 2005-01-31 - 7:13 p.m.
I got a letter from my high school today.
I know. Huh???
They are starting an alumni directory and they were telling me I should include myself in it. Why? While Craptown is a rather nice little place in many ways, I cannot stress enough how glad I am not to be in high school any more. It's a good thing not to see those people again. I don't care what they are doing, who they married right out of high school or college or what color minivan they drive on their yearly vacations to Myrtle Beach.
Do people my age take yearly vacations to Myrtle Beach? Probably not.
The point is, high school is dumb. The end.
I really wanted a brownie today and the only thing close enough in the vending machine was a moon pie. How sad.