"dance like no one is watching" 2003-01-18 - 3:37 p.m.
I don't really have all that much to say right now, except for this:
I dance like a retarded toad on crack that's been dead by the side of the road for three days and the flies are starting to get to it. Fortunately for all concerned, there is no one around to witness this, save John Fogerty and the boys of CCR.
I may have been blessed with a shakeable booty. However, I was not blessed with the ability to shake it. But I do have flippable hair.
There is a pretty birdie outside. Okay, so I'll shut up now.
UPDATE: I just bought myself a little gold membership, because I am that bored. What is the first thing I did with said gold membership? Make a survey. You can take my stupid survey if you wish. Thank you, that is all.