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What if the dinosaurs eat my sister? Will she call them fuckwits?
2003-09-22 - 12:49 p.m.


I kept having these completely bizarre dreams last night. In one, I was part of some sort of safari crew and we seemed to be out somewhere in the Serengeti. But instead of seeing lions and tigers and bears (oh my) and the like, we saw dinosaurs. Naturally we ended up being chased by a T-Rex and naturally several people got eaten quite dramatically.

And then, in yet another bizarre dream, I dreamt that my sister and I were sitting on a couch in the middle of a field. Apparently we were also watching TV. But see, my sister was actually five years old instead of sixteen. I happened to say something like "Oh shit" because I stubbed my toe on the edge of the couch or something. I looked over at my sister and I'm like "Ooooops....." But she just looked at me and said "It's okay, you fucking fuckwit. Now sit down and watch TV."

Dream analysis anyone? Getting chased by dinosaurs obviously means I should be practicing right now. Feeling guilty about swearing in front of my "five year old" sister also means I should be practicing right now. Right?

I should so be practicing right now. Haha. So yeah. I don't otherwise have a whole heckuva lot to say. So I should shut up. Have a good day all. :)

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