I sliced open my pinky finger on a shoebox today. It's fine. It's just annoying. I should sue or something. I need some worker's compensation here. With that, and the countless number of times werk has caused me to break a nail, I think I should sue for approximately $81726381726381726381273 billion dollars. Because apparently Sears has that kind of money laying around if it can ship one tiny box of baby shoes in a giant cardboard box, and then fill this box with the strangest paper you could imagine. Which is nice because it equals free wrapping paper for me (pink leopard print, anyone?), but still. It really is seriously a waste. By putting *more* than one pair of shoes in a shipping box, this saves time, effort, and most importantly, money. Money which would look prettier in my wallet. :)

I have to work 12-3 Saturday and 10:45-5 Sunday. They never schedule me for Sundays. Ugh. There goes my weekend.

I don't think anyone other than Manager Girl knows I'm officially working in Shoetopia from now on. They think I'm just aching to go back to lugging around George Foreman grills and hanging PANTS and folding granny panties. They are sorely mistaken. *TMI alert* Because, you know, in Shoetopia it's quite easy to duck in the back, and, well, pick a wedgie if the need presents itself.

I still haven't listened to all those CDs I ordered. So what should it be first- Stravinsky, Hindemith, or Nine Inch Nails? Perhaps I'll just go listen to my marching band CD again. Ah, the good old days, when Bill Clinton was president and I was a band geek.

*sigh*

Gah. I think that's it for now. "Friends" will be on soon. Hopefully. Blargh. Somebody make the stuff that would cause my silly favorite TV show not to be on go away, mmmkay? Please?

Oh. Somebody googled their way to my diary by searching for "mangofarmer". Wow.

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