Spank me, I'm done. 2003-06-15 - 9:17 p.m.
Oh "that goddamn anonymous dude", where are you? My guestbook is bored. Entertain it please.
As for me, I'm sitting here spinning in the computer chair
(oh delicious dizziness)
playing the flute as the mood strikes me
(you know the Pied Piper? can't there be a Pied Flute Player? can't I be the Pied Flute Player? and what does 'pied' mean in this context? why don't people listen to me when I tell them to c'mere?)