Like a mango, pureed for the very first time! Like a maaaaango, I feel your innards, in my pie! (Ew.) 2006-02-27 - 10:44 a.m.
I just had the bright idea that I should take my tax refund and my next paycheck and blow it all on a one-way ticket to Thailand. Why Thailand? Because I wouldn't inevitably meet some skeevy drug runner who would plant drugs in my flute case and then I would get thrown in a Thai prison where I would teach the inmates old school Madonna songs to pass the time. I'm sure I would be stuck there for quite a while, so that would alleviate any pressure to, you know, find a real job or go back to school or generally do something useful with my life any time soon.
But then I realized that that situation would only be fun if Colin Firth was there to rescue you in the end. And I, for sure, am quite Firthless. How sad.
In other news, speaking of paychecks, the coffee emporium is giving me a raise. For realz this time. So maybe I will stick around a little bit longer. Dammit.
Day offf. Meaning I'm off to the good mall for crappy sushi and much purchasing of underwear. Yay! Have a lovely day all.