SO close. 2005-09-15 - 10:16 a.m.
I am theeees close to gainful employment- the coffee stand lady called me yesterday and was supposed to call me back to tell me what time to come in to fill out paperwork today, but alas, she must have forgotten. I'm not sure that she's the most organized person in the world but I don't care because OMG I NEED A JOB!!!!!!!!1111!
I have been thinking that resorting to a life of crime might pay more, but my dadblasted conscience always gets in the way. Plus I would need a den of iniquity first off and those things are probably expensive (right nudeplatypus?).
Actually, forget crime. Forget flute lessons too. Who wants to buy the rights to my firstborn?