I'm a complete and utter failure. 2005-08-23 - 12:34 a.m.
Look, it's after midnight. You do know what happens tomorrow, DON'T YOU?
You know that list of things you're supposed to have done by the time you're 25? Here's mine:
-get a driver's license -have a decent job -have a good professional flute -get a clue -run away and join the circus -either participate in or attend a quickie wedding in Vegas
Well guess what, I've done none of those things!
(Does anyone remember the show Out of Control, with a pre-Full House, considerably less chubby Dave Coulier? Well do you remember the scream thing the character Dizzy used to do? That's what I'm doing right now.)