Hop, John! Hop! 2005-03-24 - 7:30 p.m.
At the grocery store today, I bought something called "Hoppin' John". So, dearest readers, what do you think "Hoppin' John" is?
A) mashed green beans and bacon bits B) a small, battery-operated hopping toilet C) black eyed peas, tomatoes, and hot peppers D) a midget named John, sitting on (B) and eating (A) and (C)