For the love of Jerry F@lwell go to class or something! 2005-02-24 - 4:20 p.m.
This morning, for my educational viewing pleasure, I decided to take advantage of the fact that I didn't have wind ensemble by watching "Live from L1berty University", featuring the one and only Jerry F@lwell. The sheer ridiculousness of it just sucked me in. I should have taken notes! Woe is me for not having $950 to start earning a L1berty Bible degree at home!
So, What Would Jesus Major In anyway? Underwater basket weaving, maybe? Would Jesus Attend L1berty University? Personally I think he would prefer a school with a little bit more happening nightlife. You know, he would want to show off at frat parties by turning kegs of Beast into kegs of Guinness and whatnot.
But that's just me.
Today I'm going to celebrate turning 24 1/2 (a very auspicious occasion) by thinking about Jesus's choice in alcoholic beverages, and also possibly eating some sushi. The end.