Shut the fuck up already. 2005-02-20 - 7:13 p.m.
Dear people that live down the hall from me,
It is not necessary for you to stand around in the hallway until 4:30 AM talking about "ass fucking and how it's fun to say but not fun to do". It is not necessary for the whole building to be privy to your exciting conversation. It is not necessary for any loud girlfriend/boyfriend fights to be happening in the hallway either. It is not necessary for you to smoke in the hallway either. It seeps under my door and annoys the living hell out of me. It is not necessary for any of this to happen at all, but it is especially unnecessary for it to happen when I have a concert the next day.
So, in short, because I'm too damn nice to yell at you myself, I promise I will write down the security guard's phone number and be sure to call it next time I hear anything to do about anyone fucking anyone else up the ass in the middle of the goddamn hallway anytime after midnight. Capeche?