The end is NOT near. 2004-10-21 - 1:54 p.m.
*comes back from dead after killing self after watching baseball game last night*
I know what it is- Don Mattingly is bad luck! My dear, dear favorite Donnie Baseball, the guy who I have more baseball cards of than anyone else, the greatest Yankee never to play in a World Series, is bad luck. When he is around, something like the unthinkable happens, and yeah.
But the Red Sox will NOT win the World Series, because that would mean the apocalypse is nigh. And there are some very important people *AHEM* I mean things I have to do before that happens. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I reeeeeeally should be writing a paper right now. I can knock off five pages by 6:30, right? Right. Have a lovely day everyone. :)