vodka + OJ = good 2004-08-09 - 12:19 a.m.
Do you know who hasn't written a diary entry in a long, long time? Drunk mangofarmer!!!! heheheheeehahahahahaha.
On middle school band trips Meryl and I would sit in the hotel room and drink water out of those little hotel glasses and pretend it was vodka, all the while singing "How dry I am! *hiccup* How drryh I am! *hiccup*" It just occurred to me that Meryl, being the Bible beater that she is, was probably insulting the great physical and mental state they call Drunken Slobbiness. But I, at the tender age of 12, really wnated to be drunk! Hehehehehe.
Ah well. Craptown, and the people in it or nearby it suck(s). I am leaving tomorrow and i plan on sleeping like a little baby tonight. Because people really suck.
I've come to the conclusion that i need to get a doctorate before i get a driver's license. That kind of sucks. What if I graduate in May and the Idaho Philharmonic (is there such a thing? I dunno) offers me a gazillion dollars to play for them? I'd probably want a license if i moved to idaho. And if I actually had a job with my useless masters i wouldn't need a doctorate, huh?
I am currently wearing Adidas windpants that were THE thing in approximately 1996. I'm all old and stuff.
Oy vey. I'm going to hate this entry in the morning. Goodnight everyone. :)