Grumpy, grumpy mangofarmer. 2004-06-27 - 5:53 p.m.
I feel ill. Partly because I recently ate a large quantity of dill pickle potato chips and partly because my sister's idiot friends are coming here to spend the night (yes, it does bother me you little idiot and no I wasn't being stupid). This place is too damn small and ugly to have people over. I had a friend over only once, when I was nine. I never even did so in middle school when sleepovers were all the rage. Bah.
BAH. Obviously the child does not understand that she is not in middle school.
I'm going to go stab myself in the other thumb with a butterknife. Then I'm going to look at this brochure about Land Between the Lakes, Kentucky. Have a lovely evening.