Weirdness and such. 2004-04-11 - 4:59 p.m.
Why is it that I actually feel compelled to watch The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour tonight?
I must be getting sick or something. Maybe I have tetanus. Yeah. Tetanus. I stabbed myself with a butterknife so now I am finally getting tetanus which, uh, causes you to watch horrible television. Or something.
I also feel like spending money I don't have and ordering some crap off the internet.
I have done nothing all day but do laundry and eat potato salad. I really need to get my booze on. That, or I need to be otherwise distracted. Mmmmm, distractions....