If I pat my head repeatedly, will that magically transport me to Tahiti? 2004-03-20 - 5:38 p.m.
First, the belated Friday Five:
If you...
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
I would serve food that is green. You know, like green salads, peas, mint chocolate chip ice cream, key lime pie (the kind colored green with food coloring that is), guacamole, mint juleps, green beer, that sort of thing. I would also have lots of green crap on the walls. I am not even that Irish, really.
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Definitely used books. And CDs.
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Probably some sort of weird geekish fantasy book.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
I would teach people how to be fabulous flute geeks like myself.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Do you really have to ask? Hardcore death metal is quite possible on the flute. Really.
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I am in the computer lab. There is a confused little freshman boy sitting behind me alternatingly talking to himself (I see no cell phone anywhere) and patting his head repeatedly. Be that as it may, the temperature in here is quite normal for once (maybe the confused freshman boy is controlling the temperature with his head-patting, I dunno). Just thought I'd share.
Anywho, after the ridiculous 9 AM orchestra rehearsal (the concert tomorrow will suck monkey balls, especially since I am going to have a stroke and die from forcing my craptacular piccolo to do things it doesn't want to do in the first piece- "Play louder"? Hahahaha, I'd like to see you try it!), I have had a pretty good day. I took the bus to the mall (and the bus actually was on time and even stopped at the bus stops where people were standing- amazing) and bought lots of underwear. I know you wanted to know that. After that, I went to the grocery store and that always makes me happy. Especially the part when I'm standing in the middle of the aisle rifling through my coupon collection just like the little old lady standing next to me! Hahahahaha.
Why must people be busy? I am definitely in a trouble-causing mood. I blame the nice weather. :)