Saturday weirdness. 2004-01-31 - 7:25 p.m.
I went to the mall today. The bus actually pulled into the mall parking lot this time! Amazing!
Anyway, I saw ROTK for the fourth time. I've decided it is quite useless to even try to use words to explain how good that movie is. Yeah.
Yeah.
*Mangofarmer collapses in a puddle of geekish happiness*
I finished grading those history quizzes. Oh such fun. Who knew the flute was a single reed instrument? Hehe. Needless to say some people did very well, and others did very, very badly.
Is it just me or do the soundtracks to Gladiator and Pirates of the Caribbean sound remarkably similar? No, I mean, identical. I'm serious. Go listen to them. Go!
Now I must include an IM conversation I am currently having with the sister, because this must be preserved for posterity:
punkathena: you know, i was just reflecting on last years oscars
punkathena: my favorite moment was when adrien brody won best actor
mangofarmer: great
punkathena: proceded to kiss halle berry
punkathena: and then said "there's a time in life when things make sense. this is not one of those times"
punkathena: i was like "bitch yeah! you stick your tongue down halle berry's throat!"
mangofarmer: oy vey
punkathena: "you skinny little white boy..."
punkathena: that's what i would have done
mangofarmer: ok
punkathena: i mean seriously, if halle berry just handed you an oscar, wouldn't you shove your tongue down her throat?
mangofarmer: .......................
mangofarmer: i have nothing to say to that...
punkathena: you would if it was catherine zeta jones
mangofarmer: no one is ever going to be handing me an Oscar, i assure you
punkathena: you are ruining my fun
mangofarmer: ok
punkathena: dammit, i would kiss anyone that handed me an oscar
punkathena: even if it was, say, christopher walkin
mangofarmer: *shudder*
punkathena: if it was Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Karl Urban, or Kieran Culkin, i would probably do a bit more than that
punkathena: i mean, how many opportunities will you get to fuck Orlando Bloom and receive an oscar right afterward?
mangofarmer: sweet baby jeebus
mangofarmer: what kind of crack are you on right now?
punkathena: if it is crack, then it is good crack
mangofarmer: the list episode of Friends was on last night
mangofarmer: i need to redo my list
punkathena: ok
punkathena: you should also make a list of dead people too
mangofarmer: Jim Fucking Morrison
mangofarmer: number 1
punkathena: i would have Kurt Cobain, River Phoenix, Jimmy Stewart, Jim Fucking Morrison, and John Lennon
mangofarmer: Jimmy Stewart???
mangofarmer: are you a 60 year old woman?
punkathena: wait no, what was the name of the singer from INXS?
mangofarmer: um
punkathena: Michael something...
mangofarmer: crap
mangofarmer: i don't remember
punkathena: he was hot
punkathena: he would kick out jimmy
mangofarmer: ok
punkathena: but you cannot deny the hotness of Kurt Cobain
mangofarmer: true
punkathena: he's my lover
mangofarmer: but he is not on my list
punkathena: he comes to me at night
mangofarmer: good god
mangofarmer: shut up
punkathena: hahaha
punkathena: and do you know what he does?
punkathena: the macarena!
mangofarmer: oh my god....
punkathena: my god yes...
punkathena: can i have a list of old people too?
mangofarmer: ...............
mangofarmer: old people that are old right now?
mangofarmer: that's disgusting
mangofarmer: you enjoy sex with old people?
punkathena: yes, i like having sex with dead old people
mangofarmer: ...................
punkathena: they enjoy is too
punkathena: can i have a list of gay people?
punkathena: ian mckellen would be number one
punkathena: then Oscar Wilde
punkathena: who is gay, old, and dead
mangofarmer: ...............
mangofarmer: wow...
punkathena: Come on, you know you would make love to Oscar Wilde if you had the chance...
punkathena: can i have a list of fictional characters too?
punkathena: oh man this is fun
mangofarmer: ....................
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That child is very much on crack. Lots and lots of crack. Yes.