-My sister came to visit me at werk today. She rode the bus by herself for the first time. She ran to catch the bus. She was wearing her slutty schoolgirl skirt from Hot Topic as she was running to catch the bus. I missed this.

-Snotty Shoe Girl said that we look a lot alike. So did the bus driver. We don't. Seriously, we don't look a thing alike. Weird.

-I went to get a soda out of the vending machine and there was a vanilla Coke already sitting there, free for the taking. That is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. Ok, well maybe besides passing the Calculus AP and therefore never having to take math in college. And also getting into the music school. Also getting into grad school. And also having a professor treat the entire class to BBQ instead of actually having class (maybe I should consider being a rich college professor when I grow up..... yeah maybe not). And also observing random acts of vandalism on different occasions. ;) So besides all of those things. But yes. Free vanilla Coke is a Good Thing. :)

-As we were walking home from the bus stop, my sister was talking about what all of her friends are labeled as (a.k.a. "goth", "punk", etc.). She called herself a "punk poser". When I asked her to label me, she called me a "person". How boring.

-I just tried on her slutty schoolgirl skirt and it fits me around the waist, which is bizarre, as it is a size 2, and I was a size 2 in approximately fifth grade. At any rate, while it fits around the waist, it is certainly quite short in the posterior region. But I guess that is the point of such things.

-I then proceeded to model my little black dress for her. When paired with The Shoes (with the four inch heel, of course), she told me I looked like a "Vegas whore". At last, a label I can live with. :-D

That is about all I've got for the moment. I should probably take off this dress. Yes, that's right. I should take it off. I should take it all off.

*one of those big hook-like things appears, stage right, and drags Mangofarmer away before she says anything else inanely stupid or vaguely incriminating*

:-D

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