A) wake up screaming because you are a normal person who would not have a score to Johann Strauss's "Artist's Life" Waltz

B) throw the score at the window just in case any errant squirrels had decided to use their evil freak-out powers and climb up the windowscreen outside again

C) ignore this completely and instead pay attention to whatever, how do we say, "fine piece of ass" was currently sharing your bed

D) realize that you had indeed better start studying for graduate school entrance exams or else you are going to be stuck in Remedial Music Theory for Grad Student Dumbasses Who Have Been Working as Retail Schmucks for the Past Nine Months Instead of Doing Useful Things Like Studying

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Good.

-If your answer was choice 'A':

*slap* Who do you think I am, a normal person?

-If your answer was choice 'B':

Half credit. Although this course of action did not occur to me at the time, it may have been a good idea. Squirrels are evil.

-If your answer was choice 'C':

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a good imagination you have. Nice try, but sorry. However, bonus points if you allowed Mangofarmer someone like Joaquin Phoenix in this strange scenario.

-If your answer was choice 'D':

Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner!

I have to go get ready for work now.

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