Blargness 2003-06-06 - 10:43 p.m.
Blargity blarg blarg. I just erased the real entry I promised. Let me try to sum up:
-Werk today = crazy. Sarah the Shoe Schmuck + covering a cashier's lunch in "Tool Territory" = bad news. Customer says, pointing to a picture: "I want this saw." Sarah says, calling over one of the floor people: "Okay, just a minute." Sarah thinks: "Good for you, lady. I want a new flute, a mudslide, and a hot guy, in that order. You fetch me one or more of those things, I'll pretend like I have a clue what you're talking about." I sold a couple of metal things I can only describe as doohickeys.
-A whopping three Sears employees are now pregnant, and another is a new father. Remind me not to drink the water in that place. You know, in case of overly friendly aliens or drive-by immaculate conceptions. :-P
-I just watched "The Fast and the Furious." Silly movie. But Paul Walker? Sex on a stick, as Cookie would say. Damn.
-I'm lonely and lazy and bored. Somebody should come kidnap me in search of booze. How many times have I heard "Hey, let's get Sarah drunk!" in my day? A lot. Now is your chance, people. Oh wait, no one cares anymore. How could I forget? Heh heh.
-I have the weekend off. Maybe someone should kidnap me to Vegas.
-Okay, maybe not.
-Oh well. I'm boring and I suck. I can say that if I want so nyeh. :-P