Do you see my ass? That is how smart I am. 2003-04-25 - 6:27 p.m.
"Woohoo!" said the geek when her inbox was filled with twenty new messages.
"Poopy!" said the geek when seventeen of those were spam.
Anyway, I have come to an important realization. The amount of intelligence I possess is directly proportionate to the size of my ass. The amount of common sense I am blessed with is directly proportionate to the size of the twelfth eyelash on the left side of my right eye. The things you think about when bored in Shoetopia....
Speaking of werk, the first thing Manager Girl said to me this morning was "Do a little dance." Granted she wanted to get a better look at my wonderful outfit of Sears apparel, but still. She is wacky. The next thing she said was, "Woohoo! Come see the softer side of Sears!" Yeah.
Full-time Shoe Girl came in to werk right as I left, and she brought her pictures from Australia. AND New Zealand. Did I mention she went there too? Well she went to Hobbiton! The actual LOtR movie set! There were pictures of her in a little hobbit house and everything.
Life is so unfair. But I think I've discovered her secret- find an older man, with money and a degree from my alma mater. Hell yes. I need somebody to take me to Australia and New Zealand and Paris and Tahiti. I won't be able to do much on my flute-playing bum salary. ;)
I think that's about it. I wish I had something other than another boring lonely Friday night to look forward to. Oh well. No werk tomorrow anyway.