The ULTIMATE To-Do List 2003-04-23 - 8:00 p.m.
In the spirit of, you guessed it, everlasting and eternal boredom, and because making lists is always fun, here are some things that I should do before I die:
-go to the Grand Canyon
-make a mango pie
-get a master's degree
-be playing piccolo in an orchestra for a performance of the Beethoven 9
-return to Canada's Wonderland (or whatever the hell they call it now) and actually ride "The Bat" (if it still exists)
-receive a dozen roses
-get very, very drunk
-go to Paris
-get married in Vegas by Elvis (or at the very least, attend such a wedding)
-try caviar, just to say that I did it
-throw a glass of water in someone's face
-get a Powell 3100B Aurumite flute and some sort of expensive grenadilla wood piccolo
-go to Australia
-march with the Alumni band at homecoming
-attend a baseball game at Yankee Stadium
-write some sort of large scale flute piece, probably a sonata, *with* a piano part
-get a driver's license and take an extended road trip ("On the Road" anyone?)
-read "War and Peace"
-go to Tahiti and seriously examine the mango-farming industry ;)
I'm sure this list could have things added to it. Not right now. ;)
It is nigh unto the time for American Idol. So I must depart. Priorities, people. Priorities.