It is damn cold outside. The TV says so. 2003-02-11 - 12:53 p.m.
There is a local cable channel that shows community events, the time, date, and temperature, and flashes the weather forecast continually across the screen. According to this channel, today's low temperature was -0 degrees Fahrenheit. You'd think this would be disturbing to me, particularly as it means it is butt-ass cold outside. But no. -0 degrees is the best temperature in the world. I think the temperature of a frozen-over hell would be -0 degrees. However, I don't think hell has frozen over quite yet. But I will keep you posted.
Anyway.
No, there is no anyway. I have nothing else to say. Pointless, no?