Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, meow, meow!! 2003-01-13 - 5:27 p.m.
Well blah diddley blah. Have you ever felt like a blind and deaf kitten who has recently had all it's fur shaved off and has been left in a dark room with seventeen growling, hungry bulldogs? That is how I felt yesterday. Today my fur has grown back and the bulldogs are gone, but I'm still feeling kittenish. This is bothersome.
I am still here, and it is still exasperatingly boring. I have eaten nothing but orange foods today (macaroni and cheese and cheetos) and I have watched "Lord of the Rings". That is my exciting life at present. I bet you're all just so jealous. Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps I'll go outside and find one of the neighbor's orange cats to chase. Wouldn't that be exciting. I am very bored.