Nope, no favors at all 2003-01-12 - 4:05 p.m.
I have figured it all out. Forget wrestling- what the world really needs is a pudding park. You know, like a water park, except with pudding. Pudding slides, a pudding wave pool, a lazy river-o-pudding. That sort of thing. But there you have it. I am, in fact, a genius.
Of course, there is a fine line between genius and insanity....
Yeah. I was almost thinking about doing the world, the internet, Al Gore, and the state of Florida a favor, and not writing anything right now, but well, where's the fun in that?
I'm very bored. But if the magic eight ball tells me correctly, I shall get to leave Hickville this weekend. And that will be wonderful. But yes, I will miss the sister. It is fun to steal back the shirts she stole from me.