Saturday's lament
2003-01-11 - 11:50 p.m.
Lament for a lost Saturday------------------------ As fun as it is to put Ten wintergreen Altoids in your mouth All at once, while inserting the word 'Wanker' after every line in a certain 'Arry Potta' movie, and tickling your Little sister until tears of laughter Run down her cheeks, as you both pine for Chocolaty pudding goodness, I think it would be much more fun to Visit every chain restaurant imaginable In search of food and straw wrappers, before Watching movies until 4 AM, deeply engaged In a gummy bear battle to the "death", upon which You are led to your own make-believe funeral in the snow As you try to keep peels of laughter from Escaping your tightly-closed lips, until A snowball is stuffed down the back of your Coat, and you laugh hysterically anyway. So instead I sit here, allowing my butt to mold into The shape of this chair and my eyes to be Fried from the radiation emitted from these pretty Sites on the web, as my breath is curiously fresh And my mind is left pondering a career in pudding wrestling. What's so great about Jell-o anyway? -Mangofarmer, 1/11/03
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