Slam your body down. *And* wind it all around. 2002-12-30 - 2:42 p.m.
Dorkalicious alert: headbanging to the Spice Girls' "Wannabe" is not a good way to win friends. Or influence people.
Such timeless, timeless crap. They don't make crappy music like that nowadays.
The boredom, people! The boredom and the missing of people is driving me crazy!
(How is this for a New Year's idea- a basket, some condoms, a sign that says "Free condoms" in big black letters, said basket being placed in front of the largest church in town? I accept that I must always miss the New Year's antics of interesting people but my sister and I have decided that, stuck in this bona fide hellhole, we must make our own.)
I must go in search of some food now, so this is Dork #357858352, mercifully getting off the computer and not subjecting the world to any more mindless blather. Adieu.