"I hate myself and want to....go to bed! Argh!!!!!!!!" 2002-12-16 - 2:02 a.m.
Do you ever have one of those battles between the voices in your head between the likes of "I hate myself!" and "I'm sleepy!"? Don't you just hate it when "I'm sleepy!" wins? Working yourself into a suitable funk takes a lot of time and effort. Complete self-loathing is an art. You don't want to waste such an admirable emotion by falling asleep in the middle of it. That's like visiting the Lincoln Memorial only to climb up in Abe's lap and fall asleep. Sacrilege.
And why is it that whenever I get the urge to throw myself out the window, I'm stuck on the ground floor? These things are quite bothersome.
Yeah. It's two in the morning. I should listen to "I'm sleepy!" and shut up. Goodnight all.