So Happy Easter and stuff. In the spirit of boredom and loserliness, I present to you the Golden Mango Awards. There is no real nomination process here. Or is there? Also, there is no one remotely resembling Joan Rivers criticizing your wardrobe.

Anyway, yeah.

-Most likely to be eating an orange popsicle right now: fummy-cheese.

-Most likely to be the Next Next Next Martin Scorcese: yay.

-Most likely to be Canadian: (5-way tie) hornstar, tcklyrpharsn, ms-trudy, savary, perfuct-10.

-Most likely to be skiing right now: skibigsky.

-Most likely to get offended When a flighty flute player mistakenly disses the low brass: mugbug226.

-Most likely to get a Write-In 2004 presidential vote from yours truly: pandionna.

-Most likely to secretly be Prime Minister of Australia/Most likely to be a former member of Duran Duran: mangoprawns.

-Most likely to be my long lost one day older twin: soverycherry.

-Most likely to be speaking Dutch right now: helderheid.

-Most likely to win a Nobel Prize for Rocket Science involving creative uses of sociology papers, members of the clarinet family, and sporks: sporkqueen.

-Most likely to win next year's Best New Artist Grammy: haritari.

-Most likely to be skewering copies of "Jane Eyre" with an epee: petris-girl.

-Englishwoman most likely never to have tried Altoids before: ghostfox.

-Special Half-Ukrainian Achievement Award: av0260.

-Most likely to be blowing her own horn: hornstar.

-Most likely not to be folding sweaters right now: wilted-daisy.

-Most likely to be a beach bum on Fiji when she grows up/Most likely to have a den of iniquity: nudeplatypus.

-Most likely to be eating pizza rolls right now/Most likely to be out saving the world: perceptionss.

-Most likely to be asking herself deep questions right now: notanissue.

-Most likely to be cooking something delicious with a crock pot: bluebonnet.

-Special Music Major Flute Playing Band Geek Named Sarah Achievement Award: slynn.

-Most likely to have the coolest screen name in the entire world: moonflower24.

-Most likely to share Yours Truly's feelings about the meh-ness of deep dish pizza: asitwere.

-Most likely to be riding a horse right now: ravenlochlea.

-Most likely to have names that begin with 'e' and end with 'a': (tie) abacinate, sweetliz2000.

-Most likely to be in church right now: aaronorear.

-Most likely to be obsessed with Draco Malfoy: everygirl24.

-Most likely to be a Dinkle-wearing Von Trapp Family flute player: quelquechose.

-Most likely to be listening to Pink Floyd right now: fibrogirl.

-Most likely to have played some really good practical jokes on her parents when she was younger: gokittengo.

-Most likely to come up with really good lists: starberrysky.

-Most likely to have a very pretty picture on her diary: maybemaude.

-Most likely to be a hopeless romantic: fieryfaerie7.

-Most likely to be twirling a flag right now: tinyangel87.

-Most likely to be the coolest person I've never met: justcircles.

-Special Hottie Achievement Award/Most likely to receive a write-in 2004 Vice Presidential vote from Yours Truly: darrylzer0.

-Most likely to be singing something from "Les Mis" right now: dulcimer.

-American most likely to live in England some day: day-dreamer8.

-Most likely to be listening to Jethro Tull right now: memnoch-thed.

-Most likely to be the friend of a Wonder Dog: augustdreams.

-Most likely not to be working in Dookeyville anymore: clauren.

-Most likely to be from Scotland/Most likely to have a hyphenated first name: maralisa.

-Most likely to be married by Elvis in whatever Vegas wedding chapel I will be a professional witness in/Most likely to be named Lola Bean/Special Lord of the PANTS achievement award: psianina.

I think that will do it for now. Please keep your speeches short, you may be kicked off stage when the orchestra starts playing. Thank you. ;)

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