It's a beautiful day and I woke up exactly one hour ago.

Why in the world did I buy two halter tops? Two halter tops from Sizz-ears, nonetheless. I am going to go take a shower, get dressed in my slutty finest, and go play flute in the backyard until SOMEONE COMES AND HANGS OUT WITH ME.

Gah gah gah gah gah.

But first, a survey, courtesy of Lola, who thinks I'm funny. Oh pshaw.

Three things that scare me:

-bugs

-heights

-people

Three people who make me laugh:

-my wee little sister :)

-The Queen of Pants

-Jenn-of-the-granny-car

Three things I love:

- music, music, music

-iced tea

-looking up at the stars

Three things I hate:

-brussels sprouts

-stupid people

-stupid people (yes, that deserves two spots)

Three things I don't understand:

-love (I so wholeheartedly agree with Lola on this one....)

-sweet pickles (why, why make things sweet that shouldn't be????)

-persistent anonymous guestbook signage ;)

Three things on my desk:

-a bottle of rum

-various back issues of Glamour and Biography magazines

-a dictionary of musical terms

Three things I'm doing right now:

-filling out this silly survey, duh

-drinking iced tea

-wishing I were somewhere else (you know, I first typed 'someone' there....)

Three things I want to do before I die:

- see the Grand Canyon

-follow the advice of a talking dog that says "Find your soulmate, Homer." (wait no, maybe that is an episode of the Simpsons I'm thinking of there....)

-be in an orchestra and perform the Beethoven 9

Three things I can do:

- bend my toes weirdly

-sell shoes like a muthafucka

-and yet, still play the flute like it's my job

Three ways to describe my personality:

-introverted

-quirky (my tenth grade English teacher told me that my writing was 'quirky' and you know I think that must describe me kinda well)

-passionate (I share this trait with Lola)

Three things I can't do:

-play the tuba

-while my toes themselves are very bendy, I have never been able to bend down and touch them- a gymnast, I am not

-dance

Three things I think you should listen to:

-well, I would say a summer rain falling on the roof, but I myself am so damn sick of said sound.... :-P

-Pink Floyd

-me playing the flute (how the hell do you put audio clips on a web page? I would so subject people to this.) :)

Three things I don't think you should listen to ever:

-any kind of Christian pop

-gunshots

-nails on a blackboard

Three things I say the most:

-I dunno (Sarah's Dad: "Who ate those cookies?" Sarah: "I dunno." Sarah's Dad: "I dunno doesn't live here.")

-cool

-okay

Three of my absolute favourite foods:

-pizza

-shrimp

-baked beans, but only from a very specific restaurant

Three things I'd like to learn:

-social skillz, heh heh (me too!!!!)

-Italian

-to play the clarinet (which probably won't be happening any time soon, no thanks to some people)

Three beverages I drink regularly:

-iced tea

-vanilla Coke

-1% milk

Three shows I watched when I was a kid:

-Dallas (No joke! I watched that with my mom every week!)

-Muppet Babies

-Night Flight

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