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Two mucho mudslides + one chicken quesadilla triangle = 1,000,000 calories :-P
2002-12-15 - 12:28 a.m.


Wow. There's nothing like chugging a Mucho Mudslide or two to change your state of mind in a hurry (note to self: chug away, but do NOT combine mudslides with chicken quesadillas)! As I mentioned earlier, I went to Applebee's tonight with some of the Sears crew. The electronics guys even showed up, which was a plus. ;)

The conversation was priceless. For example:

First drunk Sears person: "That girl is too good for us. She's up here, and we're down there. Her shit doesn't smell."

Second drunk Sears person: "Mine does."

Beautiful. At least I thought so. But then again, I'm still slightly drunk... I think. Everyone seemed quite surprised that I seemed to "hold my liquor" so well. Ha. Ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. How weird that I'm only a clumsy drunk when I'm drinking alone.

Anyway, that was the excitement of my evening. The two girls that got there first told the hostess to expect ten or twelve people from "JCPenney's". Amusing. But yes, really, I'm going to bed before I incriminate myself any further. Goodnight all.

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