Comments:

Just a little bit - 2004-03-14 01:36:45
Firstly, you know what they say about making assumptions. How the hell am I s'posed to know if you can freeze cornbread? Old ladies make good homestyle sweet cornbread, and I eat it up. Mmmm! See, so tasty! In the mouth! Maybe you could devise an experiment or something and freeze a square of it and see if anything funky happens in the thawing process. I'm sure the freezer wouldn't say no to your lovely cooking... Secondly, why must you tease me and say you're giving this to your DAD? And Good God, thirdly, DO NOT associate me with Martha Stewart or Bueller. Well, Bueller's okay...he's got the hot girl and his friend has the Ferrari, but Martha? Please. She gives me the creeps. And fourthly, how do you know I'm a guy? Hmmmm? Maybe I'm just some lonely old widowed catlady whose grandson just taught her how to use the Internet? I assure you Sara, assumptions make MORE than asses out of you and me...
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r-e-s-p-e-c-t - 2004-03-14 01:47:56
I'm sorry. I definitely overreacted. Can I make it up to you somehow? I'm really embarassed that I posted something so scathing and cold. Do you think I hurt my chances of getting some soul food out of you? I would kill for some good cookin' fo' sho'! If I know you in person, gimme some! If I don't, then I will seriously give you my P.O. Box or something so you can send me some soup and cornbread and a turkey sandwich with pickles and some salisbury steak and some pecan pie and a toasted bagel with apple butter or some shiznit and some smoked salmon and roasted chicken too. Jeebus loves you Sara. Feed the unfortunate (me). Yes, I'm a guy, big surprise. And I'm sick (kinda), and needy for food. Loooooosing weight. Metabolizing lean muscle not fuuunn! So...hungry...and...needy...I shall not visit for 7 days.
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Sarah Lynn - 2004-03-14 15:32:21
Wow you sure do have alot of free time for long random guestbook signings.
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a lot - 2004-03-14 20:08:51
It took 2 minutes out of my time cuz I couldn't sleep last night. Don't worry about it.
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