Comments:

Aaron - 2004-03-10 21:21:03
Maybe you order them so often that they all know you now...
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So woozy alluva sudden, daaaaamn - 2004-03-10 22:21:21
"Often" is a relative word to an alcoholic though...especially a flute-toting one. "Hi, I'm Sarah. I play my flute often." or "I whine often" or "I will surely give in and make dinnah often for my anonymous friend." or "I often smoke crack and dream of blimps, cats, dirty men, sweaters, and teeth, and blimpy men riding dirty cats wearing sweaters..." see? "often" means nothing. Nothing or something. Heh. I'm gonna shut up now and eat some apple dumplings, oftenly. Go McFuck yourself often, Diaryland addiction! I leave now. So it is written...often. (Steals Sarah's strategy and inches away from computer...). Heh. Often.
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Sarah - 2004-03-10 22:24:09
Yeah see, the only issue with the "often" thing in terms of Applebee's is I actually haven't been there since August to be ordering mudslides anyway. I've been at school ordering many more margaritas at Chili's. So there you go. I guess I'm old now, apparently.
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Food Good. Amen. - 2004-03-10 22:25:31
None of that was meant to be funny. I'm serious. It's like I open my mouth and fun comes out. So laugh if you want, but I'm here for my entertainment, not yours. That is all. Go see The Passion of the Christ too.
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wat the hell? - 2004-03-10 22:28:07
Well gosh damn. It's like I open my mouth and the Sarah is summoned. You really should go get a life, ya know. Turn your e-mail alerts off and go get piss drunk you old hag.
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Sarah - 2004-03-10 22:29:52
Sorry.... trying not to laugh... not working.... this grape juice has a distinctly fermented taste to it, does that count? Well, I think it's grape juice.... hmmm.
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thank you al gore - 2004-03-10 22:32:11
OH MY GOD. I'm guestbook chatting. This is so cool.
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Monica Bellucci - 2004-03-10 22:34:45
There is no grape juice. There is only hotness in this world. And lesbians. The drunk comes from within. Just let it out. Just let it out the right end.
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Sarah - 2004-03-10 22:38:33
Al Gore, the Great and Holy Inventor of the Internet, does not get the recognition he deserves. It's sad really.
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Sarah - 2004-03-10 22:39:41
Ms. Bellucci, why have I not seen Revolutions yet?
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Sarah - 2004-03-10 22:47:58
Awww, where did you go? Now I really look like an idiot. :)
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Hang Ten - 2004-03-11 00:32:54
C'est parce que vous �TES. Ou quelque chose. :)
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Sarah - 2004-03-11 08:01:40
Ah, vous parlez francais. Magnifique. :)
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pbjgrrl - 2004-03-11 08:21:43
personne ne me "card" depuis plusieres annees.... j'ai vingt-quartre ans. triste.
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