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Everlasting and Eternal Boredom mangofarmer member since 8/7/2002 687 entries Supergold Edition

Description: Sarah DaMangofarmer is just another average every day flute geek (finally in graduate school!) who just wants three simple things in life: music, love, and a mango farm on Tahiti. Is that too much to ask?

Strengths: Playing flute and piccolo. When Mangofarmer is not having an angsty "I suck" day, she truly believes she kicks flute ass. Also, cooking, except of course when on a graduate student budget ("Sure, I'll cook dinner for you, you poor little freshman. What would you like, ramen noodles, ramen noodle casserole, or ramen noodle surprise?"). Mangofarmer also can control the universe through the strange bendiness of her toes. She has just not figured out how to do so yet.

Weaknesses: Issues, issues, issues. Being unable to say how she feels. Procrastination. Laziness- Mangofarmer is too lazy even to walk to the liquor store to purchase a bottle of vodka to make a mudslide. What can you do with Bailey's and Kahlua, anyway?

Turn Ons: Pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, making love after midnight in the dunes on the Cape.... wait no. I must be thinking of someone else...

Turn Offs: NASCAR anything, trumpet players, jocks, and other such stupid people.

Mascots: Chloe the Wonder Cat