My arteries hurt. 2007-03-08 - 9:43 p.m.
I have macaroni salad and you don't! Neener! It's good macaroni salad too. A little too good. A little too heavy on the mayo too good.
Pardon me while my arteries explode. Because, see, I thought I grabbed light mayo at the grocery store. Oh no. Never grocery shop in a hurry so as to catch the bus. Just walk home. With your mayo. It'll burn off the calories you didn't think you were going to get. :-P