I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake! 2007-02-22 - 12:20 a.m.
Man. I just had a major "I'm going to die alone!/ Rum away from Crazy Snake Lady, they'll shout!" moments. And I'm not even necessarily talking about lacking a boyfriend- I'm talking about lacking basic human interaction here. Like that guy they found sitting in his house- he had been dead for a year and the TV was still on!
*mind boggles*
It can totally happen. I can and will be buried in an avalanche of my own books someday and my (hypothetical) 18 cats can and will dig through the wreckage and feast on my mangled corpse and a year later someone can and will walk in wondering why I haven't paid bill X and they can and WILL FIND MY SKELETON.