Your Final Quiz Score: 34 right out of a possible 60 The Monkey's Final Score: 15 right out of 60
Well done, you have sent the monkey to his defeat. Your score is unquestionably higher, and thus the lowly monkey has been proven once again to be humankind's intellectual inferior. Good work, however your score does leave room for improvement. We should like to see the human dominate even more completely!
You scored in the 83rd percentile. (83% of quiz takers scored worse than you)
Geography
Your score: 13 Monkey's score: 4 -- Quite well done.
History
Your score: 8 Monkey's score: 5 -- You might have done better.
Science/Technology
Your score: 6 Monkey's score: 2 -- Well done.
Random Trivia
Your score: 7 Monkey's score: 4 -- Good but not great.
I went to a chamber orchestra concert tonight. How impressive that I heard four pieces I'd never heard before at a concert in Craptown, heh. They played an opera overture by Cimarosa, two pieces by Henry Cowell, and the Symphony in D Major by Juan Arriaga. I think all the old people in the audience were confused. They probably wanted to hear "The Stars and Stripes Forever" or something to that effect, heh.
Today was payday. Yay! I decided to buy a mango banana smoothie before paying all my bills. ;-P It was worth it though. Mmm.
I saw an ad in the paper today for an office job of some kind paying $18/hr. That's definitely an astronomical sum to me... Granted, if I ever had paying flute gigs I would probably charge $25, but musicians don't live in the real world. They don't have real world jobs either. Well, at least I don't. HAHAHAHAHAHA.