I was at a party, sitting on a couch next to Dubya.

Yes, Dubya.

He was actually reading looking at the pictures (which is odd because I don't remember there being pictures in this book) in Bushwhacked by Molly Ivins and Lou Dubose. I was pointing out important things he should look at and he kept agreeing and saying "Oh, yeah, you're right. This is great." etc. Until he turned around and looked at me with a Very Bad Look in his eyes...

I said, "You know I'm a Democrat, right?"

"I don't care!"

Then we started making out.

*cue scary violins from Psycho NOW*

What does it MEAN????

Woops. Is it too early on a Monday for me to have told you this? Oh well.

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