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2004-07-14 - 12:31 a.m. In the space of four hours, or what I will call dinner and dessert, I have consumed an entire pint of 'everything but the...'. 48 grams of saturated fat in that puppy, or 236% of the recommended daily allowance. Add to that the third of a large bag of cool guacamole chips and the ham and cheese sandwich I had earlier in the day, and you could market my hardened arteries as a new building toy for children, a la Legos or Tinkertoys. Now all I need to do is down a six pack of Coors and the mason jar of moonshine my dad has been hording for twenty years or so, and you could add little bits of diseased liver to the "What not to do to your body" playset. The next big thing, I'm telling you. Anyway.... Sarah Lynn sent me a postcard with a picture of Bill Clinton's first grade class on the front. Obviously, the greatest postcard ever! I think I love Bill Clinton more than I love Ben & Jerry, and that's saying a lot. There might even be someone I love more than Bill Clinton, and that's saying even more! Hehe! *skips merrily away* Goodnight everyone. :) 
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