It's just like mangoes and kiwis. 2004-05-15 - 12:15 p.m.
Gwyneth Paltrow named her baby Apple. I am so definitely not going to name any of my children after fruit.
No, not even Mango.
Really.
I think I might go read The Communist Manifesto, simply because it's sitting right here. If only I did actually own a red bikini, red stilettos, a pink boa, or a cowboy hat. If I owned these things I would attire myself in them and position myself somewhere in downtown Hickville, perhaps in front of the Baptist church or the Republican headquarters and sit and read said book.