BUTTERKNIFE 1, MANGOFARMER 0. 2004-03-27 - 4:59 p.m.
Alright. If I thought posterity needed to know things in my last entry, I was wrong.
Posterity needs to know that I stabbed myself in the thumb with a butterknife this morning (I was trying to open a package of hot pepper cheese) and had to go to the emergency room (dumbass health center not being open today) and got four stitches.
So, just in case any of my grandchildren should read this, listen here.
"DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OPEN PACKAGES OF CHEESE WITH A BUTTERKNIFE."