Q. Hell, what is thy name?

A. National Airport.

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Q. Is it a bad sign that, upon arriving in our nation's capital, your friendly flight attendant says "On behalf of Blahblah Airlines, welcome to Charlotte"?

A. Yes.

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Q. Isn't it fun when you change planes but your suitcase doesn't?

A. No.

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Q. Isn't it fun to blame the Republicans for losing your suitcase?

A. Yes.

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Q. Isn't it fun to blame the Republicans for everything?

A. Yes. I've decided that is my new course of action. :)

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Q. Isn't it fun when you call Blahblah Airlines baggage claim line and you wait on hold for twenty minutes to hear an idiot say "Yes your suitcase was supposed to be on the next flight, but that flight was cancelled! Hehehe"?

A. No.

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Q. Isn't it fun when some guy calls you at 2 in the morning and says: "I have your suitcase. Put $10,000 in an envelope and meet me in the cemetery in half an hour"?

A. I don't know, I made that part up. Hehe. But my unfortunate piece of luggage did make it to me at 3 this morning.

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Q. Isn't it ironic that said suitcase was put on a flight to Charlotte before it got to Gradschoolville?

A. Yes, actually.

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Q. Is there anything funnier than watching a tambourine fall out of a car and roll around all over the road, with a hapless flute player running after it?

A. No, not so much.

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Q. Is it a good idea for Mangofarmer to be playing in any sort of concert the day after Spring Break?

A. No, not so much.

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Q. Isn't it nice that Dr. Flute Teacher isn't here today and there is no wind ensemble rehearsal?

A. Yes, yes it is. :)

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That's all for now. Happy Monday everyone.

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