Anyway, I saw ROTK for the fourth time. I've decided it is quite useless to even try to use words to explain how good that movie is. Yeah.

Yeah.

*Mangofarmer collapses in a puddle of geekish happiness*

I finished grading those history quizzes. Oh such fun. Who knew the flute was a single reed instrument? Hehe. Needless to say some people did very well, and others did very, very badly.

Is it just me or do the soundtracks to Gladiator and Pirates of the Caribbean sound remarkably similar? No, I mean, identical. I'm serious. Go listen to them. Go!

Now I must include an IM conversation I am currently having with the sister, because this must be preserved for posterity:

punkathena: you know, i was just reflecting on last years oscars

punkathena: my favorite moment was when adrien brody won best actor

mangofarmer: great

punkathena: proceded to kiss halle berry

punkathena: and then said "there's a time in life when things make sense. this is not one of those times"

punkathena: i was like "bitch yeah! you stick your tongue down halle berry's throat!"

mangofarmer: oy vey

punkathena: "you skinny little white boy..."

punkathena: that's what i would have done

mangofarmer: ok

punkathena: i mean seriously, if halle berry just handed you an oscar, wouldn't you shove your tongue down her throat?

mangofarmer: .......................

mangofarmer: i have nothing to say to that...

punkathena: you would if it was catherine zeta jones

mangofarmer: no one is ever going to be handing me an Oscar, i assure you

punkathena: you are ruining my fun

mangofarmer: ok

punkathena: dammit, i would kiss anyone that handed me an oscar

punkathena: even if it was, say, christopher walkin

mangofarmer: *shudder*

punkathena: if it was Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Karl Urban, or Kieran Culkin, i would probably do a bit more than that

punkathena: i mean, how many opportunities will you get to fuck Orlando Bloom and receive an oscar right afterward?

mangofarmer: sweet baby jeebus

mangofarmer: what kind of crack are you on right now?

punkathena: if it is crack, then it is good crack

mangofarmer: the list episode of Friends was on last night

mangofarmer: i need to redo my list

punkathena: ok

punkathena: you should also make a list of dead people too

mangofarmer: Jim Fucking Morrison

mangofarmer: number 1

punkathena: i would have Kurt Cobain, River Phoenix, Jimmy Stewart, Jim Fucking Morrison, and John Lennon

mangofarmer: Jimmy Stewart???

mangofarmer: are you a 60 year old woman?

punkathena: wait no, what was the name of the singer from INXS?

mangofarmer: um

punkathena: Michael something...

mangofarmer: crap

mangofarmer: i don't remember

punkathena: he was hot

punkathena: he would kick out jimmy

mangofarmer: ok

punkathena: but you cannot deny the hotness of Kurt Cobain

mangofarmer: true

punkathena: he's my lover

mangofarmer: but he is not on my list

punkathena: he comes to me at night

mangofarmer: good god

mangofarmer: shut up

punkathena: hahaha

punkathena: and do you know what he does?

punkathena: the macarena!

mangofarmer: oh my god....

punkathena: my god yes...

punkathena: can i have a list of old people too?

mangofarmer: ...............

mangofarmer: old people that are old right now?

mangofarmer: that's disgusting

mangofarmer: you enjoy sex with old people?

punkathena: yes, i like having sex with dead old people

mangofarmer: ...................

punkathena: they enjoy is too

punkathena: can i have a list of gay people?

punkathena: ian mckellen would be number one

punkathena: then Oscar Wilde

punkathena: who is gay, old, and dead

mangofarmer: ...............

mangofarmer: wow...

punkathena: Come on, you know you would make love to Oscar Wilde if you had the chance...

punkathena: can i have a list of fictional characters too?

punkathena: oh man this is fun

mangofarmer: ....................

************

That child is very much on crack. Lots and lots of crack. Yes.

Anyway.... have a lovely evening all. :)

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