Diary excerpts.. .from 1986?? 2003-12-29 - 11:22 p.m.
My day was spent walking around Hickville, eating at the nifty little restaurant downtown, discussing "Lord of the Rum: The Two Erections" with the sick, twisted, sister, and finding random old crap in boxes, such as my first ever diary, from first grade (which I remember nothing about).
Well of course I will share excerpts. They are quite amusing. Apparently I liked everything and everyone (or else I just didn't know many other words). Names will be changed to protect the innocent (not that it matters) and spelling errors will be left as is.
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November 13, 1986
I like Amy and I like my friends. I like my tables. I like my work. I like my Reader. Happy Mornig, school is Fun. Maisie is gowig to play with me.
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November 14, 1986 (cats are Guernsey, Flowerbox, and Lefty, dog is Mickey)
I like my Cat's Grnzey, Flbox, and Lafty and my dog Mikkey Mikkey is a crazey little dog but I like my Pet's I Like to Fed Tham.
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November 19, 1986 (I think that word is "especially")
Thanksgivgving Dinner I like, aspushuleeturkey.!!!!!
The End.
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Nov. 25, 1986
I like to Writ in my notebook Writing is wonderful.
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November 26, 1986 (wow, I don't something!)
it is rainey. Today I don't like rain but I like sunny days have a happy Thanksgiving.
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December 1, 1986
it is December Crismes is in Decembe I like Crismes, it is fun.
The end.
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December 2, 1986 (in which Mangofarmer meets the Fonz)
Sum days are rainey That I don't like i wish the rain wud stop, but I like sunny days I will be gowing to Happy Days.
(big heart drawn at bottom of page)
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December 3, 1986
My faverit thigs about school or Luchtime and Play time and Go home time, They or my faverit thigs.
(two medium hearts at bottom of page)
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December 4, 1986
I like my Friends Amy Maisie Susie Jenny Jessica Lynn, Merry Christmas.
(three heart-shaped balloons with strings at the bottom)
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December 5, 1986
The Red Group is in magic affternoon with Mr. Fig (???) but sum peple or nowzey.
(strange purple heart drawing, um, thing)
The End.
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December 8, 1986
I have my Christmas tree up it is buwdiful.
(strange orange heart drawing)
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Dec. 9, 1986
Angels or buwdiful.
(small angel drawing and sideways heart drawing)
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Dec. 10th, 1986
I like Christmas it is Wonderful.
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Dec 11th, 1986
Amy Maisie Jenny are my friends.
("Christmas heart" drawing with Christmas tree inside)
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Dec 12vth, 1986
We had a play at the High School last night. The sage was twas the night befere Christmas.
("Christmas spearit" heart drawing)
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Dec 15th, 1986
Candey is wonderful.
(candy cane drawing)
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Dec 16, 1986
I like ABC'S. A B C
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Dec. 17, 1986
Pelple are nice.
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January 5, 1987
it is time for school again ho no!.
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Jan. 7, 1987
I am legloir? of the girls teem!
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Jan 8, 1987
I like Sally I like Maisie I like Mrs. (First Grade Teacher).
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Jan. 9, 1987
Happy Holidays.
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Jan. 12, 1987
it snowed on Sunday.
(heart drawing)
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Jan 13, 1987
I like Maisie.
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Jan. 14, 1987
I like Sally I like Maisie I like Jenny. I like Amy.