That's right, I allowed my sister, my wee 16 year old sister, to drive me to Detroit!!!

Hahahahahahaha. Actually, no. Although I tried to convince her to drive to Mexico, but she kept saying she can't drive after 9. The bizznitch. I then decided I'm going to kidnap her miniscule orange and white cat and send it to live with my neighbors across the hall (the weird ones, with the dog).

Anyway, I have been thinking further on the issue of lobsters. What if you stop at a Red Lobster in Iowa, thinking you're going to get fresh lobster. Iowa is hardly close to any sort of ocean. Instead, at the Red Lobster in Iowa, you may just end up with someone else's recycled lobster.

(My sister is currently laughing at my crustacean-related discourse. She has at least promised to live next door to me when we are crazy old cat ladies. Who needs a lobster when you have a sister that you can canoodle into driving you around?)

Oh dear. Some people in this room are insane. And actually, I'm not talking about me for once.

Have a lovely night all. :)

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