Um yeah. No. Anyway, I was getting completely annoyed by that almost (but not quite, oh no, not quite) empty bottle of rum in my kitchen so I polished it off. Woohoo! Boredom-induced alcohol consumption is fun in Gradschoolville too. Because apparently it causes one to play "Gimme some lovin'" instead of useful things like one's current jury piece.

(Taktak. Who's there? Taktak. Taktak who? Taktakishvili! HAHAHAHAHAHA oh sweet Ben & Jerry kill me now please.)

Yeah. Exercise caution when combining musical instruments and alcohol, most definitely.

Anyway, to add to my theory that all band directors come from Texas or teach in Texas or take extended vacations at the Texas Band Directors Resort in Texas City, Texas (it really wouldn't surprise me if someplace like that did exist), apparently one of the band directors at Bumblefuck was the graduate assistant of Dr. Band Director at Texasville University (not a real school-name) a million years ago (or possibly a smaller amout of time). Oh the bizarrities of that. is bizarrities a real word? If not, it certainly should be.

See? There is obviously a gateway to the fifth dimension that connects Gradschoolville and Bumblefuck. Which means I should be able to get really cheap plane tickets, right? Right?? Haha.

So yeah. There are a multitude of concert-y type things and other general Places To Be coming up. Like a football game on Saturday. That is obviously the best place to be. Oh yes.

Well, I should go do something useful, like eat. Oh, you may be disappointed to know that I went to my friendly neighborhood non-Eckerd drug store yesterday and did not find any peas. So I bought Cookies & Snickers bars instead. I will therefore be amending my theory of healthy eating: Add peas, or eat Snickers-related products instead. The surefire way to achieve a healthy diet.

Um, yeah.

Happy Thursday all. :)

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