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A ponderance, and a long-ass survey.
2003-09-20 - 12:59 p.m.


First, a ponderance. Smoking. It's silly. I don't mean this as an anti-smoking crusade, but really. Aren't there nicer objects to take out your oral fixation on? I mean really. Think about it.

*thinking*

Hehe.

Sorry, I just saw a cigarette butt in the stairwell this morning is all.

Anyway, here is the longest survey EVER, borrowed from open-book. Wow I really should be doing work, watching football, or doing work while watching football right now. So, later.

*

do you type really fast? - Eh. Sometimes.

does it annoy people who are around you (like in the library)? � I dunno.

do you/did you like high school? � It was alright at the time, I guess. But only through looking back on it do I realize how truly silly it was.

how old are you? - 23

do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you? if so name them � Personally? A friend�s ex-boyfriend. Otherwise Steve Guttenberg, Marlee Matlin, Rupert Grint, and one of the Ripkens (I think Cal Jr. but I can�t remember).

favorite pen color - black

what word do you constantly misspell when typing? � I get a lot of hte.

do you have trees in your yard? � Er, sort of?

name one comedian that everyone thinks is funny but you absolutely cannot stand � Jerry Seinfeld, for starters.

name one director you hate and tell why � Meh.

do you like tim burton? � Sure.

what annoys you more than anything? � stupid people

tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own � I have some red, white, and green striped Christmas socks that have bells on them. That has to be weird.

if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first? � Hmmm. Pee?

did you read fear street books? � huh?

how about sweet valley high? - no

babysitter's club? the boxcar children? � Babysitter�s Club.

goosebumps? - nope

favorite show on nickelodeon (can be from the late 80's/early 90's when nick was good) � You Can�t Do That On Television! I think the reason why my most overused phrase is �I don�t know� is because I still harbor a secret desire to get slimed. Yes.

did you watch are you afraid of the dark? - sometimes

did zeebo the clown scare you? � who dat?

where do you vacation every summer? � Vacation? What�s that? Summer vacation is spent working, usually. :-P

do you like the beach? � I guess.

do you tan or burn easily? � burn, baby, burn

do you make up your own words and lingo? if so tell me about it - no

do you eat lots of tv dinners? � Define lots. At any rate, no.

favorite hot pocket flavor � Err? Meatballs and mozzarella. This is an exceedingly random question.

if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be? � Britney Spears

how is life treating you? - whatever

do people like you? � I reckon, though sometimes I don�t feel like they do.

what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular? � money, wardrobe, sluttiness

what do you wear the most: jeans, cords, dickies, khakis, skirts, or shorts? � shorts in summer, jeans otherwise

are you using a pc or mac? - pc

do you like chunky peanut butter? � Of course. Creamy peanut butter lacks substance. It�s like baby food, I tells ya. Baby food.

what amazes you about the opposite sex? � I don�t know if this counts as amazing, but I�ve always wondered about the old shoe size as relative to, ahem, the size of other things myth. As a former shoe schmuck, I guess one can�t help thinking about these things. ;)

are you in love with anyone? � It depends on the day.

do you like anyone? - no

if so, who -

why do you like them/why are you in love with them? � Why is the sky blue?

favorite cereal � Cereal is, of course, evil, but once in a great while I�ll eat Frosted Mini Wheats.

name a movie that makes you cry - Beaches

what's something you like about the opposite sex, physically, that your friends think is odd? � Um? Well, I do like a guy in a marching band uniform. I guess that must be odd.

is it true that only the good die young? � No. The lifestyle of so many of the talented musicians of the 60s and 70s that died so young can hardly be considered �good� (and what does �good� mean anyway?).

if so, are you going to live forever or die soon? � Does it really matter? But if you do buy into the myth� hmmm.

do you live for today? � I live for a month from a couple of days ago. I think.

how fast can you run? � Running = icky.

favorite band from the 60's/70's � The Beatles

have any of your friends had kids as teenagers? � Not close friends, but yes.

did they finish high school? � Some did.

favorite 80's television show � Family Ties

were you even born in the 80's? � I was.

what year? � 1980

have you ever taught a little kid a curse word? � Well, my sister�s potty mouth is probably my fault, so yes. ;)

if so which one was it? - various

do you think little boys are horrendously ill behaved? � Yes. I have a little cousin that proves it, irrevocably.

have you ever thrown anything at a moving car? if so, what? � um, no

name a villian in a movie that scared you when you were a kid � I think I saw the �It� miniseries by accident and that clown totally freaked me out. Clowns are scary.

have you seen the original friday the thirteenth? - no

the original chucky? � I think so.

the original halloween? - no

what's your favorite channel? - HBO

what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table? � �Ow, sonuvabitch!�

what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed? � Uh? Two stair steps maybe? I�m slightly afraid of heights.

does it snow where you live? - yes

if yes, do you go sled riding? � I haven�t in quite a long time.

have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled? � Haha, no, and I never stole trays from the dining hall to do so either.

how many people do you know who were born in november? � Two that I can think of right now.

what month has the most people you know born in it? � August!

do holidays make you festive? - sure

magazines you subscribe to � Biography and Glamour

do you read the supermarket tabloids? - no

have you ever smashed somebody's halloween pumpkin? - no

ever had yours smashed? - no

do you celebrate christmas? - yes

if not, do you still watch "how the grinch stole christmas" when it comes on television? � Every year, at least once. :)

do you think the grinch movie starring jim carrey was a waste of money? � I wouldn�t know, I didn�t see it nor did I want to.

ever had a hot teacher? � Oh God yes. My biology TA freshman year of college. Mmmmhmmm.

if yes, did you flirt with him/her? � heh

how do you treat people you are attracted to? (this is not a stupid question; some people are immature and are mean to those they like) � I tend to ignore them, only because I�m insanely shy like that. Then I hope they somehow begin to reciprocate my feelings while I slowly pine away.

what do you want for your birthday this year? - *sigh

have you ever egged somebody's house? - no

has someone ever egged yours? - no

do we all go a little mad sometimes? - sure

what pisses you off more than anything in the world? � stupid people (did I answer this already?)

do you still go trick or treating? - no

do you believe in santa claus? - no

have you ever worked in a supermarket? � Yes, a teeny little family-run one, for three summers in a row. Fun stuff.

how about a restaurant? - nope

if yes, do you agree with me when i say that those are the two worst establishments to work in? � You said nothing about retail shoe departments. You haven�t done anything horrible until you�ve touched bunion-covered smelly old lady feet. Ewwwwwwww.

what color is your bedspread? � Red, white, and blue plaid.

do your eyes change colors? - no

do you believe that we walked on the moon? - sure

do you live by yourself? � yes, right now :`(

have you ever gotten a computer virus? - no

if so, what was it and how did you get rid of it? -

describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher � This scary middle aged lady that loved to ask me to spell things (resulting from the seventh grade spelling bee).

how do you react when someone is talking to you --up in your face-- and they have really bad breath? � err? Back away?

what was your first date like? - pointless

did you go/are you going to the prom? � I went to both junior and senior proms.

if you've already gone, was it good or bad? explain why � Junior prom was kind of forgettable. Senior prom? Well, that�s a whole diary entry in itself. ;)

do you get uneasy when you see a person of a different color than you walking down the same street as you in the middle of the night? � No. Because I don�t tend to walk down the street in the middle of the night.

if yes, do you think that makes you racist? -

are you a vegetarian? - no

how about vegan? - nope

if no to both, do you think you could be? � I could never be vegan, I love dairy too much. But maaaaaaaaybe I could be vegetarian.

have you ever given up a certain type of food? if so, what was it and why did you do it? � I may have given up chocolate for Lent in the past. But of course that was before I gave up giving up stuff forever. ;)

spit out a random song lyric for me. make sure you tell me the name of the song and who sings it! � �If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends.� � Spice Girls, �Wannabe�

who does the chores around your house? � me

what movie could you watch a million times and never get tired of? � either of the LotR movies, Ferris Bueller, The Princess Bride

what movie have you watched a million times, and you still laugh at the jokes? � History of the World, Part 1

what movie do you hope you never see again? - eh

have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school? - possibly

do you drive? - nope

if so, do you like to drive at night or in the day time? - grrrr

has anyone ever called you a bitch? � my sister

has anyone ever called you an asshole? - no

are you a bitch/asshole? � Hmmm. Probably only around my sister. ;)

what's the first thing you do when you get home from school/work? � I say �Hello no one, I�m home.� Hahaha I�m pathetic.

favorite pop tart flavor � Hmmm, maybe frosted strawberry? But I never really have them.

do you play any musical instruments? if so, what? � Indeed. Flute, piccolo, a smattering of piano.

have you ever built a snowman? - probably

did you cry when it melted, or when the kid next door knocked its head off with a shovel? - no

what's your religion? � Well, I was raised Catholic to a point, but I guess I�m now just searching for something that makes sense. Unitarian Universalism appeals to me.

do you try to force it on other people? � NO. I�ve had bad experiences with people trying to force their religions on me in the past and I swear the next missionary that knocks on my door or gives me a pamphlet or whatever is going to get an ass-whupping.

do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they�ve been saved, yet you think that doesn�t count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch? � Fuck no. See above.

have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax? � Ah yes. A question about porn following a question about religion. And the answer is, yes.

if so, did you watch it? don't say no, i know you did � The acting in those things is just so terrible.

what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX? � Ooooooh, capital letters! Hahahaha.

is sex an uncomfortable topic for you? � I don�t care.

what is the one thing in the world that just looking at it makes you vomit, or come close to it? � road kill? I dunno.

when other people vomit, does it make you sick? � I�ve seen better things, I�m sure, but no.

do your clothes match? - probably

what are you wearing right now? � my �Musician jokes� t-shirt, jean shorts, and flip flops

did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes? � Nope. I never learned to skate. This was the source of much childhood trauma, thankyouverymuch.

did you have a bike with a banana seat? � No. I had a little purple Huffy upon which I put all those clicky bead things on the wheel spokes. It was nice and noisy.

could you ride it? � eh?

have you lived in the same house your entire life? - no

what�s the weirdest thing you�ve lived next to? � My street used to be a garbage dump, according to neighborhood legend anyway. Does that count?

who is the ugliest person you�ve ever seen? � Hey now, that�s not nice.

do you watch talk shows? � No. I used to love Jenny Jones in high school though.

do you think miss cleo is full of shit? � Who cares.

if not, have you called her and wasted your money, you idiot? - no

what are your thoughts on keeping animals in captivity? - um

what do you think of all the �superstores� that are popping up everywhere? (super walmart, super k-mart, super target)? - whatever

what do you think of pop music? � It�s mostly silly.

tell me something i don�t know � String instruments, or chordophones, can be classified into three sub-groups: plucked, fricative, and percussive.

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